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I TRIED TO WIPE THIS OFF OF MY MONITOR AT FIRST
ALSO
LISP
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Anonymous2008-05-06 6:52
WE CONJURE THE SPIRITS OF THE COMPUTER WITH OUR LISP
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Anonymous2008-05-06 22:16
So today I took the AP computer science exam.
It was shit of course, but in the break, they told us that we weren't allowed to consult students, teachers, or textbooks about the exam material, or use mp3 players, electronic devices, check email, send text messages, make phone calls, or use a computer.
My friend turned to me as we left and said,
[b]``They said we can't use a computer, but they didn't say anything about SUMMONING THE SPIRITS OF THE COMPUTER WITH OUR SPELLS''
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Anonymous2008-05-11 14:34
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Anonymous2008-05-11 14:38
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Anonymous2008-05-11 14:42
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J2EE LEAD ARCHITECT 2008-05-11 14:53
This thread has now attained a tremendous level of ENTERPRISE QUALITY.
>i
You have:
a Ron Penton Coin
a Coffee mug
some data structures
a copy of SICP
>e
You enter Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is a strong smell of smegma in the room.
>l
You are in Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. You see Ron Penton.
>put coin in Ron Penton
You put the coin in the Ron Penton. Ron Penton notices your data structures and starts peeing in your coffee mug.
>run
You cannot run. Ron Penton is filling the mug.
>PLUGH
You cannot PLUGH. Ron Penton has filled the mug and is staring at your asshole suggestively.
>throw data structures at Ron
You throw several STL structures at Ron Penton. Ron Penton is nonplussed.
>w
You try to go back but shitty collision detection prevents you from doing so. Ron Penton is approaching and licking his LIPS.
>read SICP
You start conjuring the spirits of the computer with your spells. Ron Penton twitches around.
>read SICP
Ron Penton's head has inflated by approximately 350%.
>read SICP
Ron Penton explodes. His guts are all over the wall.
>z
You rest.
>w
Now that the problem has been solved, you start heading back and take a sip from your mug on the way. OH SUSM-
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Anonymous2008-05-11 16:58
LISP
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Anonymous2008-05-11 17:12
>b
You vomit out the contents of the mug. l
You are standing outside of Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is some piss and saliva on the floor. j
You grab your dick and begin to masturbate, using the piss/saliva solution as a lubricant.