Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 8:38
LISP
;; cocks - displays ``cocks''
;; This is an example of the sort of computer programs you can write
;; after learning Scheme.
;;
;; Copyright (c) 2008 Christopher
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(write "cocks")
;; cocks - writes ``cocks''
(display "cocks")
(if (= success (grab dick))
(write "LISP")
(hax anus))