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Python confession

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 22:21

Guys, I have something of a confession to make.

I love Python. I seriously do. Strong dynamic typing is awesome, so are lists and dictionaries, and people who BAWWWWWWW over forced indentation need to quit submitting entries to IOCCC and realize that forced indentation is a good thing.

This might just be one of those "Oh shit, I'm learning a new language, it's all novel and fresh for me, I love it." We'll see. I've been using Java for over four years now. Python is quite a breath of fresh air.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 22:26

forced indentation
of
code

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 22:31

Anything that isn't Java is a breath of fresh air. Even fucking machine code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 22:32

>This might just be one of those "Oh shit, I'm learning a new language, it's all novel and fresh for me, I love it." We'll see. I've been using Java for over four years now. Python is quite a breath of fresh air.

kekekekeke

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 22:32

>>4
This might just be one of those "Oh shit, I'm learning a new language, it's all novel and fresh for me, I love it." We'll see. I've been using Java for over four years now. Python is quite a breath of fresh air.
kekekekeke

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 22:37

There are more programming languages than are dreamt of in your philosopy, >>1. The good news is that Python can be your gateway to real languages.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 22:43

if you need more than 3 levels of indentation, you're screwed anyway, and should fix your program.

http://www.chris-lott.org/resources/cstyle/LinuxKernelCodingStyle.txt

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 0:45

>>7
Yes, but that is for UBANTO LUNIX which is made by niggers

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 1:50

>>8
By niggers, for niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 3:37

>>8
A persons programming skill is determined entirely by their cock size, as evidenced by the fact that only women and children program in Java.
This ``UBANTO'' you scoff so at was actually written by them banging their huge 12+ inchers on their Model M keyboards until their keys fell out, thus producing the exceptional quality of code that has made their distribution a favorite amongst people everywhere who can't configure Debian.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 4:15

if you need more than 3 levels of indentation, you're screwed anyway, and should fix your program using GOTOs.
Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 4:36

If you're using indentation, you might as well use FIOC. It only slows down your code.

Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 5:02

>>12
Frame I/O Controller?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 7:08

forced Indentation().__of__:
    __code__

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 7:27

SON OF A BITCH PYTHON
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
PYTHON IS PIG
DO YOU WANT EXCEPTIONS?
DO YOU WANT ONE TRUE WAY?
UNDERSCORE IS PIG DISGUSTING
GUIDO IS A MURDERER
FUCKING INDENTATION

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 7:49

>>1

In total agreement. Good job, Anon.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 9:13

      .'"".      I LIKE PYTHON BECAUSE I ENJOY HOMOSEXUAL
     c' )"/      S/M. OH GUIDO MAKE ME USE THAT FUCKING
    __>  /_      INDENTATION. OH BABY I'M CUMMING.
 .-`_    ._'-.
( -' \  :/  )/   THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
 \\._|  (  //    WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
  '-/)   \(,     CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
     /  ) )      WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
    / .'\ |      NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
   /.'   \|      KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
  ||     ||      TO PUNISN HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
__|/     |/__    THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
_._)     (,__;                       FUCK I'M CUMMING AGAIN.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 9:56

>>17
That AA is INCREDIBLY sexy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 10:06

>>7
Oh God, why is Linux Tarballs such a good troll. Look at the classics "I'm right because I'm right." and the "Large group of people are stupid and do it wrong, and no, I'm not going to explain why."

Heretic people all over the world have claimed that this inconsistency is ...  well ...  inconsistent, but all right-thinking people know that (a) K&R are _right_ and (b) K&R are right.

You've probably been told by your long-time Unix
user helper that "GNU emacs" automatically formats the C sources for you, and you've noticed that yes, it does do that, but the defaults it uses are less than desirable (in fact, they are worse than random typing - a infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program).

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 10:07

>>19
I'm right because I'm right
I invented that meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 10:14



          .'"".
I LIKE PYTHON BECAUSE I ENJOY HOMOSEXUAL
         c' )"/
S/M. OH GUIDO MAKE ME USE THAT FUCKING
        __>  /_
INDENTATION. OH BABY I'M CUMMING.
     .-`_    ._'-.
    ( -' \  :/  )/
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
     \\._|  (  //
WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
      '-/)   \(,
CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
         /  ) )
WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
        / .'\ |
NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
       /.'   \|
KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
      ||     ||
TO PUNISN HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
    __|/     |/__
THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
    _._)     (,__;
FUCK I'M CUMMING AGAIN.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 10:23

>>10
a favorite amongst people everywhere who can't be bothered to figure out how to configure Debian.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 10:24

>>19
What about marking the pages Read-Only while it's being used by the kernel
NO!
That's a huge mistake, and anybody that does it that way (FreeBSD) is totally incompetent.

http://www.uwsg.indiana.edu/hypermail/linux/kernel/0604.2/1219.html

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 12:34

HELLO IM LUNIS TARBALLS, I HAVE WRITTEN BIG PARTS OF THE LINUX KERNEL AND I DO MAINTAIN IT, THERE'S A HUGE GROUP OF MORONS OUT THERE THAT ARGUE WITH ME BECAUSE I AM IMPORTAND, MOREOVER I TELL TRUTHS THAT HURT AND THEY GET PISSED.
oh, wait.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 13:02

LINURS TARDBOWLS

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 16:57

Since when did Linus write for ubuntu?

Sincerly, CFLAGS-USING GENTOO POWER USER.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 13:45

>>25
I seriously lawl'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 14:01

Linus Tornballs, Edgar Dickstrap, Simon Peyote Joints, etc…

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 14:04

Linus Tarballs

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 14:07

>>29
Linux Tarballs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 14:09

>>30
Lunis Tornballs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 14:11

Tinus Lardballs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 14:11

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 14:12

>>33
Great, I lol'd for no reason at all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 14:32

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 14:36

>>35
You too lol'd for no reason at all?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 14:45

>>36
Yes

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 17:17

>>34-37
Same person, and WHBT constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 10:55

>>1-38
Same person, and WHBT constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 11:08

__Double underscores__ and """triple quotes""" are even more horrible than FIOC. Seriously, being powerful and all, Python has the worst syntax (save APL) ever.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 11:18

(Parentheses) and cddadrs are even more horrible than FIOC. Seriously, being powerful and all, Lisp has the worst syntax (save APL) ever.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 11:32

>>40-41
WHBTC

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 11:38

>>1-43
SPAWHBTC.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 12:46

>>43
TMSYBIITM.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 13:06

MOCIAC

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 13:26

OWFIOCTO

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 13:53

RS

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 14:13

>>47
huh?

Name: SAGE FOR PYTHON 2008-03-09 14:31

>>48
Use the RS and RE macros to start and end a section of indented text, respectively.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 2:01

>>49
$ cat fioc.py
for n in xrange(10):
RS
print n
RE
$ python fioc.py
  File "fioc.py", line 2
    RS
     ^
IndentationError: expected an indented block

I call bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 3:01

>>48-50
RS

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 3:29

>>50
fioc.py
I lol'd for no reason.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 3:47

>>50
.RS
You have to prefix it with a `.', as in all other commands.
.RE

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 7:40

One word, the forced sage of the code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 19:51

In the kernel, garbage collection doesn't exist (and
outside the kernel garbage collection is slow and inefficient)
Linus is such a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:30

Xarn is a bad boyfriend

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