Hi, I'm New Here

Hello /prog/rammers.

I happened to come across this joint by way of a close friend of mine who recommended it. I'm very new to programming and have no real-world experience just yet (I'm not an "EXPERT PROGRAMMER" as you would say, lol).

Anyway, I just have a few questions to get me on the right foot here.
1) Who is this Sussman character?
2) Does every person here speak with a lisp? (I do)
3) Is Sepples a contagious disease? I sure wouldn't want to get it hanging around all you guys irl (in real life).
4) Why does nobody like java? Coffee comes in quite handy for all-nighters at school.

Well, thanks for you time, guys. Hope to hear from you soon.

~Pro_Grammer

>>5
Hello, Anonymous.

No, I do not walk like a GIMP. The only "GIMP" I know is the GNU Image Manipulation Program (GNU is a recursive acronym for "GNU is Not Unix". Clever, isn't it? lol)

I am not the same person as >>4 but I am >>1-3. I had some minor issues with the tripcode. Which I think I've figured out this time. *crosses fingers*

Also, how do I bold, underline, and overline words? I want to become this "EXPERT PROGRAMMER" you guys speak so highly of.

~Pro_Grammer