Hi, I'm New Here

Hello /prog/rammers.

I happened to come across this joint by way of a close friend of mine who recommended it. I'm very new to programming and have no real-world experience just yet (I'm not an "EXPERT PROGRAMMER" as you would say, lol).

Anyway, I just have a few questions to get me on the right foot here.
1) Who is this Sussman character?
2) Does every person here speak with a lisp? (I do)
3) Is Sepples a contagious disease? I sure wouldn't want to get it hanging around all you guys irl (in real life).
4) Why does nobody like java? Coffee comes in quite handy for all-nighters at school.

Well, thanks for you time, guys. Hope to hear from you soon.

~Pro_Grammer

Hello Pro_Grammer

I happened to come across this thread by way of a Table of Contents that recommended it. I've been programming since I was 6 and I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12 years old.  (I'm an EXPERT PROGRAMMER as you had said, lol).

Anyway, I just have a few questions to get you on the right foot here.
1) Who is this Pro_Grammer character?
2) Does Pro_Grammer walk like a GIMP? (I do)
3) Is Python a venomous snake? I sure wouldn't want to get it having me fioc (fioc initiation of code).
4) Why do I feel like you are same as >>2-4? I feel like you're the same person and we have been tuna fish.

Well, thanks for you time, Pro_Grammer. Hope to hear from you soon.

~EXPERT PROGRAMMER