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Old langs suck

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 14:20

This thread is about how all old programming languages suck ass.

FOURTRAN, PASCAL, LIST and COBOLT. What's with the all upper-case names, anyway? Regardless, these languages all suck, and I think it is because they are old.

Discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 14:23

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 14:23

>>1
LIST?
LIST‽
Sadly, you are far from Satori.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 14:25

chomp(LIST‽);

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 14:42

>>1
You accidentally spelled ``PASCAL'' correctly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 14:43

>>5
It was not accidental.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 14:46

>>4
I don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 14:55

>>7
AND YOU NEVER WILL.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 15:02

SQL

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 15:22

SNOBOL changed my life

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 15:46

INTERCAL changed my life.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 15:46

>>9
see-qill

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 19:09

SEPPLES is my drug.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 19:25

drugs are my sepples

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 9:01

There was a time when kilobytes cost enough that you didn't want to use too many. And languages were designed accordingly. Today, we can affored more layers of abstraction. Stop programming in the past. It's the future now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 9:03

'afford'
If you were about to ding me for spelling, did you include a solution in your complaint? If not, you are officially useless.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 10:03

>>15
affored

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 10:34

>>17 see >>16
Ha ha. You're useless. And stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 12:57

>>15
There was a time when kilobytes cost enough that you didn't want to use too many. And languages were designed accordingly. Today, we can affored more layers of abstraction. Stop programming in the past. It's the future now.
Today, we can affored more layers of abstraction.
we can affored more layers
can affored more
affored
affored
affored
AFFORED

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 15:14

>>19
Nice line breaks!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 13:16

U FORGOT ASSABLER

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 23:18

>>19

Yeah and this is why 8-bit programs designed for NES are fucking hundreds of times faster and more responsive than certain programs on modern multi-ghz machines.  Abstraction can kiss my virtual ass.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 23:53

>>22
Because 8-bit programs designed for NES did a lot less than certain programs on modern multi-ghz machines. I assure you that if you cloned NES games in Lisp, they would run many times faster than the originals.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 0:35

Also, 8-bit programs were locked to hardware specifics.  Want to run a different program?  Buy a different machine, faggot.  Now we write to OSes and VMs and have emulators so you can run your bullshit anywhere.  Having an application optimize to hardware is a great way to ensure that your user base will shrivel and die quickly.

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