Old langs suck

This thread is about how all old programming languages suck ass.

FOURTRAN, PASCAL, LIST and COBOLT. What's with the all upper-case names, anyway? Regardless, these languages all suck, and I think it is because they are old.

Discuss.

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There was a time when kilobytes cost enough that you didn't want to use too many. And languages were designed accordingly. Today, we can affored more layers of abstraction. Stop programming in the past. It's the future now.
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