/prog/ - Haskell the dog is Touring-complete

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 5:52

He can traverse the plane of the floor in any direction. At any time he can:
1) sleep
2) die

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 6:08

Not if he's in lazy evaluation mode.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 7:02

My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 7:28

My dog has no tail.
How does he recurse?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 7:36

My dog has no emacs.
How does he code?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 7:44

My dog has no sicp
How does he code?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 7:50

My dog has no browser.
How does he troll?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 8:05

My dog has no heap.
How does he dynamically allocate memory?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 8:07

>>8
learn2virtualmemory

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 8:18

>>9
You can't teach an old dog new tricks

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 8:21

>>>9
we have to use memory that is not real?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 8:26

>>11 has no brains
How does he think when he posts?
Oh, wait.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 8:26

>>8
man alloca

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 8:34

>>13
its use is dis-
couraged.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 8:56

>>14
It's considered harmful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 15:15

>>14
One might even say it's, ``Considered ``Harmful''''

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 15:16

My dog has no pancreas.
How does he secrete digestive enzymes?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 16:29

ONE WORD

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 19:06

My dog has no stack!
How does he store his frame pointers?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 19:30

My dog has no car.
How does he retrieve the first item?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 20:17

My dog has no /prog/.
How does he live?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 20:41

My dog has no meme.
How does he invent this?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 0:41

My dog has NO EXCEPTIONS.
How does he segfault?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 13:39

My dog has no Knuth!
How does he typeset?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 13:45

My dog has no bases!
How does he launch ZIGs?
With great justice!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 15:14

My dog has no Daler Mendhi.
Tunak tunak tun da da da?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 16:25

My dog has no pancreas.
How does he secrete enzymes?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 17:18

My dog has no factories.
How does he code Java?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 17:20

My dog has no spice rack.
How does he sage?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 17:54

My dog has no memory
How does he run?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 17:57

>>27
We had that one already

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 19:22

My dog has no ${noun}
How does he ${verb}?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 19:26

>>31
Yes, twice.

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1190334729/1,19,20,26

Name: MY OTHER CAR IS A !CDRatVLcNM 2008-02-10 19:40

My dog has no joke
How does he tell jokes?
Go fuck yourself

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 19:43

>>34
lol nice tripcode

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 19:50

(append (append (reverse (cons 'car (list 'other 'my))) '(is a)) '(cdr))

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-11 2:57

>>35
>>35
That's not a tripcode.

Name: !MRSATORI 2008-02-11 4:25

lol m i doin it rite?

Name: NIGGER !wWUoyFhd1c 2008-02-11 11:23

>>38
*facepalm*

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 13:59

sight something about modern programming language features made to scale to this size is largely thanks to a number to the number of classes your.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 19:14

for me at least the best of haskell is the separation of concerns

I write the algorithm in one module

on a second one I call it with Control.Parallel.Strategies to make it parallel

on another I call it utilizing a lazy feature of the algo.

on another I just make IO and Gui.

then i cum into her hot sister three times in a row

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 5:09

>>47
I wrote that original post ;_;

>then i cum into her hot sister three times in a row
wut

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 10:12

>>48
You must be new here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 8:44

My dog has no manual memory management.
How does he interact with pointers?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 8:47

My dog has no garbage collection.
How does he interact with pointers?
Terr[sub]Segmentatio[sub]Bus er[sub]System halted[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 8:47

My dog has no garbage collection.
How does he interact with pointers?
Terr_{Segmentatio_{Bus er_{System halted}}}

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 8:49

My dog has no anus.
How does he hax?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 8:48

My dog has no shitposts.
How does he MENA HASKAL?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 9:16

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 12:21

Flag sticking out of my dead dog's anus...
How did it get there?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 15:23

My dog has no CFLAGS.
How does he optimize?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 19:47

My dog has no psy optimisations.
How does he maximise quality?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 18:41

>>1-58
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03ARLvCVOgd

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 18:52

>>59
Wondrous! 9/10, would listen again.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 18:54

>>59
I love you

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 18:57

>>61
WIFE him.

Oh, wait, what is this place?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 19:42

binary sextuples

check 'em

111111

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 21:42

>>59
_{Gerald Sussman and 3 others like this.}

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 3:25

>>59
That was... that was delicious.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 8:07

>>59
*brofist*

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-20 20:38

>>4
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-26 6:15

>>59
Does anyone have a copy of this?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-26 8:45

>>68
On that same page:
Download as MP3, Ogg, FLAC, or WAV.

Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-26 15:25

>>69
Error, media file does not exist: 3ARLvCVOgd
Try actually clicking.

Haskell the dog is Touring-complete

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