Haskell the dog is Touring-complete
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 5:52
He can traverse the plane of the floor in any direction. At any time he can:
1) sleep
2) die
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 6:08
Not if he's in lazy evaluation mode.
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 7:02
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 7:28
My dog has no tail.
How does he recurse?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 7:36
My dog has no emacs.
How does he code?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 7:44
My dog has no sicp
How does he code?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 7:50
My dog has no browser.
How does he troll?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 8:05
My dog has no heap.
How does he dynamically allocate memory?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 8:07
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 8:18
>>9
You can't teach an old dog new tricks
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 8:21
>
>>9
we have to use memory that is not real?
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 8:26
>>11 has no brains
How does he think when he posts?
Oh, wait.
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 8:26
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 8:34
>>13
its use is dis-
couraged.
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 8:56
>>14
It's considered harmful.
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 15:15
>>14
One might even say it's, ``Considered ``Harmful''''
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 15:16
My dog has no pancreas.
How does he secrete digestive enzymes?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 16:29
ONE WORD
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 19:06
My dog has no stack!
How does he store his frame pointers?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 19:30
My dog has no car.
How does he retrieve the first item?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 20:17
My dog has no /prog/.
How does he live?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-09 20:41
My dog has no meme.
How does he invent this?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-10 0:41
My dog has NO EXCEPTIONS.
How does he segfault?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-10 13:39
My dog has no Knuth!
How does he typeset?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-10 13:45
My dog has no bases!
How does he launch ZIGs?
With great justice!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-10 15:14
My dog has no Daler Mendhi.
Tunak tunak tun da da da?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-10 16:25
My dog has no pancreas.
How does he secrete enzymes?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-10 17:18
My dog has no factories.
How does he code Java?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-10 17:20
My dog has no spice rack.
How does he sage?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-10 17:54
My dog has no memory
How does he run?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-10 17:57
>>27
We had that one already
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-10 19:22
My dog has no ${noun}
How does he ${verb}?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-10 19:26
Name:
MY OTHER CAR IS A !CDRatVLcNM
2008-02-10 19:40
My dog has no joke
How does he tell jokes?
Go fuck yourself
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-10 19:43
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-10 19:50
(append (append (reverse (cons 'car (list 'other 'my))) '(is a)) '(cdr))
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-11 2:57
>>35
>>35
That's not a tripcode.
Name:
!MRSATORI
2008-02-11 4:25
lol m i doin it rite?
Name:
NIGGER
!wWUoyFhd1c
2008-02-11 11:23
Name:
Anonymous
2009-03-06 13:59
sight something about modern programming language features made to scale to this size is largely thanks to a number to the number of classes your.
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