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Name: Anonymous 2008-01-27 2:46

WELCOME BACK STUDENTS CLASS IS IN SESSION TAKE OUT THE FUCKING GUN AND GIVE IT TO ME BITCH DON'T ACT LIKE I WON'T THROW DOWN I WILL TOTALLY HIT YOU WITH MY JAVA BOOK LOOK HOW BLOATED THIS API IS!!!  JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WE DON'T NEED THAT MANY BUILT-IN COMMANDS.  AND NEITHER YOU YOUR GUN.  THANK YOU.  OK STUDENTS, BEFORE WE BEGIN, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.  I AM THE MASTERRESTAM EHT I, AND IT'S PRONOUNCED "THE MASS TERRASTEM AT AI", BUT YOU MAY CALL ME THE MASTER, AND IT'S PRONOUNCED "GOD", DO YOU UNDERSTAND?  FILTHY /PROG/RAMMERS SIT AT YOUR CUBICLES UPDATING SERVER SOFTWARE USING DISTRIBUTED SYSTEMS WRITTEN BY OTHER PEOPLE, Q/AING FOR SOME YOUNG UPSTART THAT DIDN'T REALIZE THE DOT COM BOOM IS FUCKING OVER.  THE ART IS DYING, ALLIES, COMARDS, fhtgnslcnvbhfgdfsdfj, AND IT IS UP TO US TO STOP IT.  STOP CHURNING OUT BRAIN-DEAD CODE MONKEYS FROM INDIA!  STOP RELYING ON CONTRACTED STAFF TO HANDLE YOUR NETWORKS!  WE NEED NOT YOUR IT SOLUTION, JUST DISSOLUTION.  I WILL TEAR THE MAGGOTS FROM YOUR SKULLS IN CLUMPS AT A TIME, HOPEFULLY REMOVING THE PARTS OF YOUR BRAINS THAT MAKE YOU IDIOTS, AND HOPEFULLY I EARN A SMALL GAIN ON YOUR INTELLIGENCE EVEN WITH THE LOSS OF YOUR MOTOR SKILLS. 

ANYWAY WHERE TO BEGIN THERE IS SO MUCH TO COVER, BUT LOOK AT THE TIME.  I MUST REMOVE MYSELF FROM THIS CHAIR FOR FIVE MINUTES TO POUR A GLASS OF GREEN TEA AND INEBRIATE MY SENSES WITH A POT OF RAMEN.  FOR IT IS 1:41AM AND TIME TO SMOKE MORE.

STUDENTS, LEND ME YOUR QUESTIONS, AND I SHALL PROVIDE FORTH ANSWERS.  ASK ME ANYTHING.  STUPID QUESTIONS WILL BE MOCKED BY MYSELF AND THE OTHER STUDENTS.  THEN I WILL SKULLFUCK YOUR MOM.  CLASS IS DISMISSED.  WELCOME TO COMPUTER SCIENCE 141.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-27 6:44

NO EXEMPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-27 8:15

sir yes sir

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-27 8:19

72.18.192.212 tzaranichya-destiny.org.ru
HOSTS

have fun

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-27 8:24

>>4
lol child porn

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-27 8:33

>>5
no, chanology.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-27 8:36

>>4
Well, that was a waste of my time

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-27 8:44

>>6
funny, then why google has banned such domain because of child porn?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-27 13:45

>>8
google banned 4chan's non-work-safe boards for child porn.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-27 21:30

>>4
What a crappy board

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-27 21:39

>>5

1 Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!!OzkaZG71 : 2008-01-26 17:02

Welcome, anon.

Do not tell others how to get here beyond the line:

72.18.192.212 tzaranichya-destiny.org.ru

If you don't want this place to fill with retards.


9 Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!!OzkaZG71 : 2008-01-27 03:23

>>7
I learned of this technique from an ex-pedo. The moar you know...


13 Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!!OzkaZG71 : 2008-01-27 03:38

>>11
Set up virtual host with a domain name.
Don't actually register the domain name.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-27 21:52

Yawn

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!vzR1SbE7g/KHqrb 2008-01-27 22:53

no chanology support from the /prog/rammers?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 0:16

>>13
PISS OFF, YOU WORTHLESS HOMO

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 0:52

We care not for some worthless religion. We are the Knights of the Lambda Calculus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 1:41

Jesus Christ.

Can I go any goddamn place that isn't full of this stupid Scientology bullshit? Please?

Fucking sage.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 5:17

>>13
Get the fuck out.

>>16
Seconded.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 9:04

>>13
I want CP, not something I don't understand.

Create a CP board or GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 11:08

>>18
What, is this computer programming board not good enough for you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 12:13

>>13

I'd rather shit in my own face than support a tripfag on anything.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 13:32

I'd just rather shit in my own face

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 14:07

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 14:22

>>22
Recode this in LISP, and maybe, MAYBE, i'll take a glance at it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 14:30

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 14:41

>>22
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 15:20

>>22
>>24
I lol'd heartily

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 16:09

BAWWW, etc

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 16:25

Ah haha, damn. It doesn't work any more.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 16:31

Ugh, it doesn't allow an empty Referer header anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 17:38

>>29
So what?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 17:43

>>30
So now I have to enable them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 18:15

LOL HAX

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 19:17

>>20
The bad part is that he's using MRSATORI's trip. You're only supposed to use that trip to make enlightened posts, not to lead some /b/ raid.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 20:25

>>33
The bad part is that he wasn't aborted by his whore of a mother.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 20:57

GAIS THERES SOMTHING WRNOG WIT THESE FL00D3RZ, WH3N I US3 TH3M N0TH1NG HAPPENS AND THEN I lose the game.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 3:49

Don't call me gay, but I need some mary jay!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 5:38

>>35
I lose the game
lose the game

Back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 12:13

>>38
You win the award for shittiest necroposté in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 14:10

>>39
And you win no award for being imageboard scum.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 14:58

>>39
FYI: ``necroposte'' n. does not have an accent. And the past tense verb form would demand another ``e''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 16:54

>>40
I'd rather be branded ``imageboard scum'' (nice conclusion-jumping there) than heave up a dead thread without contributing anything of worth to it.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-29 13:21

This thread is good.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-29 13:27

Enjoy your AIDS AND FAIL, /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-08 2:16

>>46
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Name: Anonymous 2010-08-08 2:37

OP still makes me chuckle. Especially the fhtgnslcnvbhfgdfsdfj part.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-08 3:23

>>38,40
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-08 7:21

>>49
FUCK OFF MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-08 9:24

>>49
Fuck off with your ``scare quotes.''

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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-05 10:17

>>51

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