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Anyone else that fucked up?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 18:01

Programming has built a superiority complex in me.
It's so bad, I find your average Joe as a complete fucktard that is not worth even talking to.
I'm only 21 and it's the age you get the most pussy, parties and all that shit, but I cannot do it because everyone in the party is a moron or the bitch is so fucking dumb I want to punch her.
Also, anger issues, back/wrist pains, a poor vision, headaches, insomnia et cetera.
I have a programming job that allows me to work from home, I get paid well and I live in a motel.
In result, I don't leave my fucking room ever. (order food from outside, job money goes into my bank account etc)
It's been three months that I had to leave my room. I have no parents or close relatives, nor any friends.
Recently I have developed some sort of phobia with light (photophobia?) and I have all my windows shut tight, and the room light always on.

Anyone here more fucked up than me?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 23:46

>>13
Assburger's Syndrome is just a crutch that socially-maladapted, scum-breathing, basement-dwelling, sweaty, neck-bearded, drooling, 450-lb, ham-fisted Cro-Magnons use to get over the pain of realizing they will never leave their parents' house, never date, and never get laid by anything other than that four-foot tall anime pillow or their hand. Claiming your psychiatrist diagnosed you with Assburger's is laughable at best and makes you look like a retard.

Also, you are not asexual. You're just rationalizing the fact that you've never fucked anything but your hand by saying that you don't want to anyway. Sour grapes, but in a painfully humorous and ironic way. Not finding women attractive does not make you asexual, you're just realizing that women don't go for guys who weigh more than the dollar value of most nations' GDPs who sit around and complain about their assburgers and fuck their hands and bitch about how ronery they are and how awesome their anime pillow is.

TL;DR I haven't read SICP and I don't intend to. I'm not even a programmer anymore, why am I here?

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