HI, I AM G.J. SUSSMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF SICP. WHILE LAMENTING OVER THE LACK OF FORCED INDENTATION IN SCHEME LAST NIGHT, YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME AND ASKED ME IF I WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO HELP HER WITH A SICP EXERCISE; BEING THE FINE GENTLEMAN THAT I AM, I PUT ON MY DAPPER WIZARD HAT AND ROBE AND WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE. ROGUISHLY SNEAKING THROUGH THE BACK DOOR I KNOCKED HER OUT WITH A CUDDER AND TORE THE GARMENTS OFF HER RIPE BODY. HER FULL BREASTS AROUSED ME TO THE DEGREE THAT MY EVALUATOR STOOD STRAIGHT IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO DO A LAZY COMPUTATION. NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF, I SHOVED MY RIGHTEOUS SUSSBOY IN THE MANHOLE OF THE FINE LASS. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT DESIGNED FOR A MAN OF MY OBSCENE GIRTH, AND SHE WOKE UP FROM THE PAIN. NOT CARING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MY MANLINESS, I CONTINUED THRUSTING AS SHE FAINTED AGAIN FROM THE AGONIZING TORTURE OF THE TRIPEDAL CREATURE LOOMING OVER HER. IN A MINUTE I WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF SEVERAL ANGRY SUPERNOVAS IN A SACK, – THE FLOOD CAME, AND LIKE MOSES I CLEAVED HER IN HALF FROM THE SHOCK. NOT STOPPING, I SHOVED THE HOSE IN HER EYE SOCKET AND LET THE REST OF THE SAUCE ENTER HER SKULL. AFTER THAT I WENT HOME AND READ SICP UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP. I GUARANTEE IT.
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Anonymous2008-01-15 4:53
On one stormy night, the sky bright with thunder
knock knock at the door - who is that, I ponder
I dash to the gate, open it, I sunder
'tis a filthy snake, at my mat, down under!
I speak carefully, not to make a blunder:
``who be thee, thou spawn of evil?
beast from before medieval
serpent! the tempter primeval!''
-- in my soul a great upheaval
``demon! how come you were tapping?
at my door so gently rapping?
limbless, cursed to move by wrapping!''
The slimy beast hissed, and so before my eyes
I beheld a man - in appearance so wise
I recognised him, now without the disguise
My throat unleashing so desperate cries:
``Infidel! Once a great wizard,
now a slimy tricky lizard
stealing through the flames and blizzard
what be thy business, ex-wizard?''
Thus he spake, the voice bestowed:
``son, you walk the evil road
all what I have you once shown
all what you thanks to me own
now shall within you explode
and have I so forebode:
not through Scheme does point the road
in my mind had always flowed: FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE''
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Anonymous2008-01-15 7:28
That's some awful moderation in that thread. He certainly likes being the star of the show.
>>5554
Crying like a butthurt faggot != trolling.
But since you insist it's trolling, you won't mind being banned for trolling.
>>5556
Your terrible attempts at insulting me in both this thread and the other one fail pretty hard. You may as well just post 'WAAAAAHHHH THE MOD IS UNFAIR' because it's easier than beating around the bush trying to unload a SICK BURN on me.
>>38
I don't have any child pornography, just lots of gore.
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Anonymous2008-01-15 13:57
"LISP IS TOO HARD FOR A FIRST TIMER"
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Anonymous2008-01-15 14:11
Holy shit, 7chan is what a board would look like if you took a bunch of "HABBO LULZ RAIDS" obsessed 13 year old kids who started posting on /b/ in 2006 and gave them their own 4chan clone.
Wait, that's exactly what it is.
Fuck, even /g/ is better than /pr/@7chan, and /g/ is just /v/ rejects pretending they know stuff about COMPUTARZ.
>>34
It would be nice if /prog/ supported an [img] tag or side-images. Either way, the server could load the image from the URL or file upload, resize it and display the smaller version on the page with a link to the full version.
Lisp/Scheme/Haskell/Assembly: All too complicated for an introductory language. Good for learning later, though.
Lisp/Scheme/Haskell/Assembly: All too complicated for an introductory language. Good for learning later, though.
Lisp/Scheme/Haskell/Assembly: All too complicated for an introductory language. Good for learning later, though.
Lisp/Scheme/Haskell/Assembly: All too complicated for an introductory language. Good for learning later, though.
Lisp/Scheme/Haskell/Assembly: All too complicated for an introductory language. Good for learning later, though.
Lisp/Scheme/Haskell/Assembly: All too complicated for an introductory language. Good for learning later, though.
Lisp/Scheme/Haskell/Assembly: All too complicated for an introductory language. Good for learning later, though.
Lisp/Scheme/Haskell/Assembly: All too complicated for an introductory language. Good for learning later, though.
Lisp/Scheme/Haskell/Assembly: All too complicated for an introductory language. Good for learning later, though.
Lisp/Scheme/Haskell/Assembly: All too complicated for an introductory language. Good for learning later, though.
Lisp/Scheme/Haskell/Assembly: All too complicated for an introductory language. Good for learning later, though.
Lisp/Scheme/Haskell/Assembly: All too complicated for an introductory language. Good for learning later, though.
>>37
Better yet, post some seemingly innocent CP. Then when they view full, nothing but:
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Anonymous2008-01-15 21:06
Sir, I think you should calm down
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Anonymous2008-01-15 21:57
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7chan
YOU ARE BANNED :'(
:'( You have been banned from posting on /pr/ for the following reason:
Thank you for proving your ban warranted
Your ban was placed on January 15, 2008, 6:54 pm, and will not expire.
Your IP address is 209.250.239.178.
Name:
Anonymous2008-01-15 21:58
>>78
Oh wait the error comes from the proxy, not from them, my bad.
>>65 Lisp/Scheme/Haskell/Assembly: All too complicated for an introductory language. Good for learning later, though. Scheme SCHEME
What a gigantic faggot. Scheme was invented by the sole purpose of being an introductory language.
Name:
Anonymous2008-01-16 5:28
WTF. Prefix style and sexp style syntax is probably THE easiest style of syntax around. The most difficult thing about Lisp-likes would be cons and bracket counting.
Name:
Anonymous2008-01-16 5:47
FAHOO
And now we learn why we do not fuck with /prog/
Name:
Anonymous2008-01-16 9:16
ITT: instead of flaming each other we flame people on another board.
how i love you, /prog/
I like Sussman because he is a programmer like me, except he know how to program. Oh god I wish I knew how to program too ;_;
Sussman also likes Scheme and he is Enterprise-ready. And there are programs in the book and that's good because I like copying and I will never write one of my own. Why am I such a loser?!
Sussman is like my dreamman he has a ~E hat I love that. He is also nice why aren't real men nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love Sussman and he wouldn't dump me because he's so nice and cool.
We would program Scheme all day and read SICP and other cool books on programming, and I would have sex with him because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with an old man.
Name:
Anonymous2008-01-16 11:14
On one stormy night, the sky bright with thunder
knock knock at the door - who is that, I wonder
I dash to the gate, open it, I sunder
'tis a filthy snake, at my mat, down under!
I speak carefully, not to make a blunder:
``who be thee, thou spawn of evil?
beast from times before medieval
serpent! the tempter primeval!''
-- in my soul a great upheaval
``demon! how come you were tapping?
at my door so gently rapping?
limbless, cursed to move by wrapping!''
The slimy beast hissed, and so before my eyes
I beheld a man - in appearance so wise
I recognised him, now without the disguise
My throat unleashing so desperate cries:
``Infidel! Once a great wizard,
now a slimy tricky lizard
stealing through the flames and blizzard
what be thy business, ex-wizard?''
Thus he spake, the voice bestowed:
``son, you walk the evil road
all what I have you once shown
all what you thanks to me own
now shall within you explode
and have I so forebode:
not through Scheme does point the road
in my mind had always flowed: FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE''
>>5698 They only ban people talking about scheme or the sicp because they have been trolling the board. It's not like there aren't enough places on the internet to discuss scheme (which isn't actually such a bad language)
Alright /pr/ Im REALLY new to programming and im in my first programming class at college. Im only in pascal which im sure everyone here can yell newb at me, but like i care right? Anyway i was wondering what a good free compiler for pascal is. We have turbo pascal at school and Delphi, but delphi is costly.
Name:
Anonymous2008-01-17 0:26
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Anonymous2008-01-17 0:27
The trick is to subtly inject references to SICP and Scheme in various threads. Going into a thread and blurting out ``ATTENTION READ SICP. PLEASE RAPE MY FACE'' is bound to lead to failure.
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Anonymous2008-01-17 0:48
>>106
It's true. I posted a blatant Scheme troll but without a SICP image and am unscathed.
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Anonymous2008-01-17 2:41
>>105
Was a /prog/snake. Now they delete+ban any thread that mentions SICP or Scheme.
Name:
Anonymous2008-01-17 6:32
imma meta trollin
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Anonymous2008-01-17 11:59
This may surprise you, but I have invented meta-trolling.
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Anonymous2008-01-17 12:48
Are you SUAVE?
Are you a SPACE TOAD?
Are you a SUAVE SPACE TOAD?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then SICP (STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS) might be exactly what you've been looking for! Read SICP (STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a satorized SICP reader. SICP (STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS) is the fastest-growing SMUG LISP WEENIE community with THOUSANDS of members all over the Internet! You, too, can be a part of SICP if you join today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
* First, you have to obtain a copy of SICP and read it. You can read it online using your favorite web browser.
* Second, you need to succeed in founding a Lisp-related meme in /prog/ on world4chan, a popular "programming for trolls" website.
* Third, you need to join the official SICP home /prog/ on world4chan, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the satorized overlords or any of the other members in the board to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful meme, and you will be tested on your knowledge of STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS. If you are having trouble locating /prog/, the official STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS board, you might be on a wrong web sight. The correct address is http://dis.4chan.org/prog/. Follow this link if you are using a http client such as telnet. If you have Sussman points and would like to support SICP, please don't sage this post.
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>>116
True. I meant: if you want to go to /pr/ and expand /prog/'s trolling horizons I support you, but there is no need to post /pr/ fail here. Keep it in its box.
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Anonymous2008-01-18 3:36
>>117
Can we include this thread in /pr/'s box? I can't stand to go there and see all the fail at once, but small highlights of failure aren't as abysmally bad.
Name:
Anonymous2008-01-18 3:45
>>118
Oh, I guess. But if you were doing your part for the /prog/ invasion of /pr/ you'd be over there a few times every day anyway. My hope is that with a combination of trolling and lambda propoganda they can be turned into a sort of (less expert) mini-/prog/. I look forward to meeting my clone (now neither of us, &c).
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Anonymous2008-01-18 7:55
lol schene.
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Anonymous2008-01-18 8:21
>>119
I don't have to go there. I post shit with curl.