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Porygon should be /prog/ mascot

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 12:44

Porygon (ポリゴン, Porigon?) is the first man-made Pokémon, the product of extensive research by Silph Co. It consists entirely of programming code, allowing it to convert itself entirely back to program data. This allows it to move freely in cyberspace. This code is copy protected in order to prevent duplication of it. This code is fairly basic, limiting Porygon to certain pre-programmed motions, actions and reactions. As it does not need to breathe, it is used in various environments, even ones normally considered inhospitable.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 12:48

Suave Lisp Space Toad is the first mascot made with alien technology, the product of extensive research by SICP Co. It consists entirely of programming code, allowing it to convert itself entirely back to program data. This allows it to move freely in cyberspace. This code is full of parentheses in order to make it unreadable. This code is fairly basic, limiting Suave Lisp Space Toad to certain pre-programmed motions, actions and reactions. As it does not need to breathe, it is used in various environments, even ones normally considered inhospitable.

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             o        //LISP   `.,
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    .'      ____.,'.//
   / _____  \___/.'
  | / ||  \\---\|
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Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 12:49

DRM aids

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 12:49

Holy crap, I tried to hit M-> in order to goto the end of the post so that I could yank the lisp space toad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 12:55

λ is already the mascot of /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 12:56

>>5
Surely you jest!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 15:04

>>6
I don't jest.
And don't call me Shirley!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 15:09



'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU READ
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       YOUR SICP TODAY ?
                              `-'      (
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 15:25


'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,
Done using  
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       artist-mode        
                              `-'      (
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 15:28

>>9
I did in the first place, but the result was ugly. I had to use a shitty soft coded in Java. Sorry for breaking the myth.

Name: !.abelsONJY 2008-01-12 15:39

>>10
I did in the first place, but the result was ugly. I had to use vim because Emacs is too complex for me to comprehend. Sorry for breaking the myth.

Huh.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 16:08



'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU READ
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       YOUR SICP TODAY ?
                              `-'      \
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 16:55

Porygon is probably programmed in Lisp, or even the almighty Scheme. It's mostly used for AI work, anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 19:48

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 19:54

>>13
I just sent a mail to Nintendo, asking them what language is Porygon written in.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 22:24

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 1:06

>>16
Lol, you're such an asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 6:20

>>17
lulz

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 11:21

>>16
Shit, you got /prog/ in my irl.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 12:40

>>16
Hahaha

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 13:55

I wrote an ANSI C porygon when I was 12

Name: sage 2008-01-13 14:02

>>21
Yeah right.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 14:28

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Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 14:42

>>16
Heh. That Pascal guy is actually a respectable contributor to c.l.l. Not that I have read c.l.l since Xah Lee started spamming the fuck out of the functional groups.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 15:00

>>24
Xah Lee?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 15:03

>>25
lern2google

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 15:05

>>26
lern2killfile.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 15:06

>>27
On Google Groups? lulz

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 15:08

>>24
why are you singling out the one person who posts interesting content as opposed to "How do I write a find function using recursion?"

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 15:09

xah lee is a pretty cool guy, eh talks like this and doesn't afraid of anything

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 15:11

>>29
>why are you singling out the one person who spams irrelevant content as opposed to "How do I write a find function using recursion?"
fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 15:14

>>29
No. He writes a lot. Just like anyone's blog. Doesn't make it interesting, nor does it make it interesting if you cross-post it to irrelevant newsgroups, after being asked by everyone to stop. Why wouldn't I be interested in the opinion of someone who can't even listen to anyone? Even if I were interested, I've read some of his posts and his web site, and; still not interested.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 15:56

>>32
You're just a fuck face.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 16:13

>>33
I'll fuck your face, in a minute.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 19:13

>>34
Go back to bed, Xah.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 20:08

bump

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 21:47

Wait... the /prog/ snake was created 5 months ago?
WTF

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 22:19

>>37
No.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 22:22

sudo rm -rf / goes in the terminal field

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 22:32

By examining the remains of ancient threads, we may surmise that /prog/ was once about programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 22:32

>>39
lol@dongs:~$ sudo rm -rf /

We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

    #1) Respect the privacy of others.
    #2) Think before you type.
    #3) With great power comes great responsibility.

[sudo] password for lol:
lol is not in the sudoers file.  This incident will be reported.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 22:33

>>40
That's odd, because this one seems to be about Pokémon.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 22:57

>>41
IS it me or is does that have colors.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 23:07

>>42
I didn't mean that one

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 7:18

>>43
go back to bed

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 9:11

>>43
No, it's you
See html source
No colers

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 11:50


'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU READ
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       YOUR /javase/6/docs/
                              `-'      \         today ?
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 16:08


'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU READ
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       YOUR SICP TODAY ?
                              `-'      \
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 19:43


'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            USE [m]
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       INSTEAD, FAGGOTS
                              `-'      \
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 20:17

>>49

'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            USE \m/
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       INSTEAD, FAGGOTS
                              `-'      \
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 20:45

>>46
<code class="prettyprint"><span class="pln">lol@dongs</span><span class="pun">:~</span><span class="pln">$ sudo rm </span><span class="pun">-</span><span class="pln">rf </span><span class="pun">/</span><span class="pln"><br><br></span><span class="typ">We</span><span class="pln"> trust you have received the usual lecture </span><span class="kwd">from</span><span class="pln"> the local </span><span class="typ">System</span><span class="pln"><br></span><span class="typ">Administrator</span><span class="pun">.</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="typ">It</span><span class="pln"> usually boils down to these three things</span><span class="pun">:</span><span class="pln"><br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span class="com">#1) Respect the privacy of others.</span><span class="pln"><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span class="com">#2) Think before you type.</span><span class="pln"><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span class="com">#3) With great power comes great responsibility.</span><span class="pln"><br><br></span><span class="pun">[</span><span class="pln">sudo</span><span class="pun">]</span><span class="pln"> password </span><span class="kwd">for</span><span class="pln"> lol</span><span class="pun">:</span><span class="pln"> <br>lol </span><span class="kwd">is</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="kwd">not</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="kwd">in</span><span class="pln"> the sudoers file</span><span class="pun">.</span><span class="pln">&nbsp; </span><span class="typ">This</span><span class="pln"> incident will be reported.</span></code>

Yep, no colours.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 20:45

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 20:46


                                                 .....'''''''''..
                                               .:'              :
                                            .:''                 :
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   .--,,,--           _,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, .:'  :     :       :    :
    '-,_         _,,-`                 '''    :    .:       :    :
        ''-----'`                             :    :        :    :
                                          ..:''    :        :    :
                                         ::       :'        :    :
                                          ':......:    .....:    :
                                                      ':         :
                                                       '''''''''''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 20:51

>>53
Now you're Thinking in Sepples!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 21:15

>>53
What part of prog snake don't you get?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 21:26

>>53
EXPERT EVOLUTION

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 4:43


'-._                  ___''...___
    `.__           ,-'   ||  _____ \
        `''-------'      __  ( . )  `._     JUST AS
                        |  |  `-'      (     PLANNED!
                        |__ `-.,        \
                           `'''--,[=]    \
                             \___________)
   ................._                  /
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 6:11

                              ___''...___
                            -'   ||  _____ \
                           /     __  ( . )  `._     JUST AS
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                             '..__,,|  \_____,'


Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 6:18

>>58
What the hell is this abomination?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 7:44

>>59
M-x artist-Mode

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 9:30

>>60
I am an artist-mode professional and I can assure you that this ain't no artist-mode.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 11:55

I can tell from the ASCII characters and from seeing quite a few artist-mode pictures in my time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 16:32

>>61
Obviously it was compiled by himself!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 16:34

FAIL

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 8:16

>>58
Beautiful

Name: Expert Psychologist 2008-06-16 9:04

Please answer the following question in one word:
What is the opposite of ``right''?

Thank you for your cooperation, your help will be an important aid in my research.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 9:10

>>66
Wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 9:16

>>66
``not right''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 9:16

>>66
Privilege.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 9:22

>>66
Left.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 10:09

>>66
PHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 13:29

>>66
dark

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 13:43

>>66
Heavy.

Name: Expert Psychologist 2008-06-16 15:03

Please, do not hesitate to post what others might have posted, this is a research of utmost importance.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 15:15

>>74
Left.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 16:13

>>74
But where would /prog/ be without the rich originality and stunning creative effort that so permeates every post that here is posted?  Why, were we to follow your advice, we should be debased to simple repetition, with new posts being made that offered little or none in the way of novel content and food for thought.
I ask you, where would we be?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 16:49

>>76
READ SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 19:32

>>76
loeb :: Functor f => f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 12:34


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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 13:31


 O ____ HAVE YOU READ YOUR man artist-mode TODAY?
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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 15:00

>>81
By the dark powers of necromancy!

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 4:03

>>83 nice necrobumping bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 5:40

MODERATION ON MY PRAGUE???

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 9:54

MODERATE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 18:33

:O mfw 83 is a ghost!

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 6:07

however my dubs are quite real

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-04 8:35

FUCK CAPTCHA

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-04 8:43

'-._                  ___.....___
     `.__           ,-'        .-'  \
         `''-------'          / o )  `._     WHY IS THIS
                               `-'      (     HAPPENING?
                                         \
                                          \
                                    ______)
    ................._          .-''    /
                      `-.._         _.-'
                           `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-04 17:01

>le pedophile snek

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