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Porygon should be /prog/ mascot

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 12:44

Porygon (ポリゴン, Porigon?) is the first man-made Pokémon, the product of extensive research by Silph Co. It consists entirely of programming code, allowing it to convert itself entirely back to program data. This allows it to move freely in cyberspace. This code is copy protected in order to prevent duplication of it. This code is fairly basic, limiting Porygon to certain pre-programmed motions, actions and reactions. As it does not need to breathe, it is used in various environments, even ones normally considered inhospitable.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 22:32

>>39
lol@dongs:~$ sudo rm -rf /

We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

    #1) Respect the privacy of others.
    #2) Think before you type.
    #3) With great power comes great responsibility.

[sudo] password for lol:
lol is not in the sudoers file.  This incident will be reported.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 22:33

>>40
That's odd, because this one seems to be about Pokémon.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 22:57

>>41
IS it me or is does that have colors.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 23:07

>>42
I didn't mean that one

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 7:18

>>43
go back to bed

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 9:11

>>43
No, it's you
See html source
No colers

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 11:50


'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU READ
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       YOUR /javase/6/docs/
                              `-'      \         today ?
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 16:08


'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU READ
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       YOUR SICP TODAY ?
                              `-'      \
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 19:43


'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            USE [m]
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       INSTEAD, FAGGOTS
                              `-'      \
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 20:17

>>49

'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            USE \m/
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       INSTEAD, FAGGOTS
                              `-'      \
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 20:45

>>46
<code class="prettyprint"><span class="pln">lol@dongs</span><span class="pun">:~</span><span class="pln">$ sudo rm </span><span class="pun">-</span><span class="pln">rf </span><span class="pun">/</span><span class="pln"><br><br></span><span class="typ">We</span><span class="pln"> trust you have received the usual lecture </span><span class="kwd">from</span><span class="pln"> the local </span><span class="typ">System</span><span class="pln"><br></span><span class="typ">Administrator</span><span class="pun">.</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="typ">It</span><span class="pln"> usually boils down to these three things</span><span class="pun">:</span><span class="pln"><br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span class="com">#1) Respect the privacy of others.</span><span class="pln"><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span class="com">#2) Think before you type.</span><span class="pln"><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span class="com">#3) With great power comes great responsibility.</span><span class="pln"><br><br></span><span class="pun">[</span><span class="pln">sudo</span><span class="pun">]</span><span class="pln"> password </span><span class="kwd">for</span><span class="pln"> lol</span><span class="pun">:</span><span class="pln"> <br>lol </span><span class="kwd">is</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="kwd">not</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="kwd">in</span><span class="pln"> the sudoers file</span><span class="pun">.</span><span class="pln">&nbsp; </span><span class="typ">This</span><span class="pln"> incident will be reported.</span></code>

Yep, no colours.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 20:45

          ___,,,,,___                  _,-'
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  /
  /         ,
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   .--,,,--           _,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    '-,_         _,,-`
        ''-----'`

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 20:46


                                                 .....'''''''''..
                                               .:'              :
                                            .:''                 :
          ___,,,,,___                  _,-'''                    :
       .-`,-.        '-.           __,`                          :
    _,`  ( q )          '-------''`                              :
   /      '-`                                 .      :           :
  /                                           :      :....       :
  /         ,                               .::     :'   ':      :
  '--.,,---/                               :' :     :      :     :
   .--,,,--           _,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, .:'  :     :       :    :
    '-,_         _,,-`                 '''    :    .:       :    :
        ''-----'`                             :    :        :    :
                                          ..:''    :        :    :
                                         ::       :'        :    :
                                          ':......:    .....:    :
                                                      ':         :
                                                       '''''''''''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 20:51

>>53
Now you're Thinking in Sepples!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 21:15

>>53
What part of prog snake don't you get?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 21:26

>>53
EXPERT EVOLUTION

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 4:43


'-._                  ___''...___
    `.__           ,-'   ||  _____ \
        `''-------'      __  ( . )  `._     JUST AS
                        |  |  `-'      (     PLANNED!
                        |__ `-.,        \
                           `'''--,[=]    \
                             \___________)
   ................._                  /
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 6:11

                              ___''...___
                            -'   ||  _____ \
                           /     __  ( . )  `._     JUST AS
                          |     |  |  `-'      (     PLANNED!
                          |     |__ `-.,        \
                          |        `'''--,[=]    \
                          |.         \___________)
                           _.                  /
                          /  `-.._         _.-'
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                            `-. ,:'''    | |`--- ...
       ,'''''` .               ''|  ___i_| |        '
      /  ....   `.               |     | | |
     /  | ..]     \              |   , | | |
    <\..::::...:. '              |'  |   ' |
                              __,/   |\    |
                             |'     .' |    '-b
                             '..__,,|  \_____,'

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 6:18

>>58
What the hell is this abomination?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 7:44

>>59
M-x artist-Mode

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 9:30

>>60
I am an artist-mode professional and I can assure you that this ain't no artist-mode.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 11:55

I can tell from the ASCII characters and from seeing quite a few artist-mode pictures in my time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 16:32

>>61
Obviously it was compiled by himself!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 16:34

FAIL

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 8:16

>>58
Beautiful

Name: Expert Psychologist 2008-06-16 9:04

Please answer the following question in one word:
What is the opposite of ``right''?

Thank you for your cooperation, your help will be an important aid in my research.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 9:10

>>66
Wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 9:16

>>66
``not right''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 9:16

>>66
Privilege.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 9:22

>>66
Left.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 10:09

>>66
PHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 13:29

>>66
dark

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 13:43

>>66
Heavy.

Name: Expert Psychologist 2008-06-16 15:03

Please, do not hesitate to post what others might have posted, this is a research of utmost importance.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 15:15

>>74
Left.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 16:13

>>74
But where would /prog/ be without the rich originality and stunning creative effort that so permeates every post that here is posted?  Why, were we to follow your advice, we should be debased to simple repetition, with new posts being made that offered little or none in the way of novel content and food for thought.
I ask you, where would we be?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 16:49

>>76
READ SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 19:32

>>76
loeb :: Functor f => f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 12:34


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