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I saw this on /v/ today

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 16:15

It's true. A skilled but bad programmer will sit around play tic tac toe for 10 hours then write the program in 100 lines of simple code. A very good programmer will make sure he "works" at it nonstop and writes a 2000 line program with complicated code, and charges double.

What is /prog/'s opinion on this?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 16:16

lol @ fools who think more lines of code is better.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 16:18

My opinion is that people who don't know shit about something shouldn't think about it. Seriously, it's rather sad to see kids, being all smartass ans awesome, talking about programming.

Also, Mr. /v/ is missing the keyword, the keyword being ``ENTERPRISE''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 16:21

So a good programmer makes his program slow and needlessly complicated?
Not necessarily slow, but given how management tends to work in the field, unnecessary complication and poor documentation are the only form of job security many code monkeys know about.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 16:29

My opinion on this is that /prog/ can't spot sarcasm when it bites us on the cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 16:32

>>5
My opinion is that you can't spot a cretin when he bites you on the game.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 16:55

>>1
I disagree

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 16:56

>>6
FUCK the game

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 18:45

ugh that's disgusting  I puked and shit myself while sneezing

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 20:01

I wish we could stop talking about this topic using spoiler tags. Once you learn about the game, it's not like you can ulearn about the game.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 21:52

>>10
ps3 sucks

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 3:17

I'm feeling really keen, for some of that good ol' green

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 17:59

LEGALIZE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 18:25

close, but not quite.
A bad programmer will sit around play tic tac toe for 10 hours then write the program in 100 lines of simple code.
A very good programmer will make sure he works at it nonstop and writes a 100 line program with simple code, but then debugs the motherfucking shit out of it for 10 hours, and charges double.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 18:27

An [b][i]Expert Programmer[/i][/b] will train a randomized neural net to play tic tac toe

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 18:41

An expert programmer will write write a tic-tac-toe program that cheats, then watch how long it takes people to figure it out.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 19:38

A good programmer will google 'TIC TAC TOE IN FLASH HOWTO' and follow the step-by-step instructions.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 2:36

My other tic is a tac.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 3:35

Programming to get paid? What kind of planet does this /v/ poster live on?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 4:17

>>19
Some insignificant blue planet.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 4:39

>>19
Uranus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 5:42

>>21
LIVE ON MY No, that was too easy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 6:29

I want to take occam's razor to mr./v/

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 7:20

>>22
easy modo?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 13:19

>>23
SHAVE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 0:24

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