>>1 finds this meme funny

>>2 is a /comp/utard
>>3 achieved Satori
>>4 doesn't understand SICP
>>5 is Richard Stallman
>>6 is Steve Ballmer
>>7 is Steve Job
>>8 is a macfag
>>9 is a Cfag
>>10 is a schemer
>>11 is a C++ noob
>>12 thinks tail recursion is useless
>>13 is a /b/tard new to /prog/
>>14 is a web 2.0 faggot
>>15 is a web developer
>>16 is an enterprise whore
>>17 is a codemonkey
>>18-999 are EXPERT PROGRAMMERS

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There are so many steps involved in tweaking the last uumph out of your linux system- and it really is a work of art to pull it off- I have used many different kernels and all sorts of optimization combinations-yesterday I finally used -noatime and -notail for my reiserfs file system: The single biggest performance boost I have yet to see-now I can have gnome2.2 running using gnome-terminal to compile the latest j2sdk from source (nice -n 19)while browsing with mozilla while running e17 in a seperate login with two eterms and run Unreal Tournament at full speed (this with an apache webserver running for my dyndns pseudo-domain and a mysql for my answering-machine software for my isdn card-which keeps track of all incomming phonecalls and manages my telephone book app and ntfsd/sshd/dhcp server/squid)...