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>>1 finds this meme funny

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 16:56

>>2 is a /comp/utard
>>3 achieved Satori
>>4 doesn't understand SICP
>>5 is Richard Stallman
>>6 is Steve Ballmer
>>7 is Steve Job
>>8 is a macfag
>>9 is a Cfag
>>10 is a schemer
>>11 is a C++ noob
>>12 thinks tail recursion is useless
>>13 is a /b/tard new to /prog/
>>14 is a web 2.0 faggot
>>15 is a web developer
>>16 is an enterprise whore
>>17 is a codemonkey
>>18-999 are EXPERT PROGRAMMERS

You can quote preceding posts.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 16:59

>>2 does it wrong

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 17:02

>>3 does it right.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 17:09

>>3
Not really.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 17:48

It's hard to determine
which post number will be mine.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 17:49

Damn, what I meant was ``Freedom''.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 17:56

How do I spelled "Jobs"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 18:01

>>6
Shut up, Ballmer.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 18:05

C is not sepples

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 18:06

There are so many steps involved in tweaking the last uumph out of your linux system- and it really is a work of art to pull it off- I have used many different kernels and all sorts of optimization combinations-yesterday I finally used -noatime and -notail for my reiserfs file system: The single biggest performance boost I have yet to see-now I can have gnome2.2 running using gnome-terminal to compile the latest j2sdk from source (nice -n 19)while browsing with mozilla while running e17 in a seperate login with two eterms and run Unreal Tournament at full speed (this with an apache webserver running for my dyndns pseudo-domain and a mysql for my answering-machine software for my isdn card-which keeps track of all incomming phonecalls and manages my telephone book app and ntfsd/sshd/dhcp server/squid)...

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 18:09

>>10

fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 18:10

>>11

FAIL

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 18:11

i want 2 rite a porgram in php maybe a game like warhammer and halo3 but with batter graphics

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 18:27

>>13
AJAX!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 19:26

batter graphics

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 19:28

>>15
That is what I achieved with my recently-developed scalable graphics-processing application.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 21:48

I can't believe it's not batter

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 22:05

I demand that I am the first EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 22:07

๏̯͡๏

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-29 13:53

wow fail thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 3:19

Don't call me gay, but I need some mary jay!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 11:15

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 17:24


 So I've been out of the loop for several months now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 18:55


which mima is better legs mima or ghost cloud mima?

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