I've never been to /comp/ before, but my curiosity overtook me today.
What awaited me were threads about hiding keyloggers in images, MSN accounts being hacked and people who can't tell apart dropdown menus from combo boxes.
>>1
a real leet haxor wouldn't even know what a dropdown menu or a combobox was, VBFag.
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Anonymous2007-12-10 17:37
>>10
Except those sorts of GUI controls are used everywhere, even zomg lunix. Programming is all about abstract bullshite that you will never comprehend.
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Anonymous2007-12-10 18:39
>>7
Us real hackers watched Hackers when we were young for teh lulz.
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Anonymous2007-12-10 18:42
>>12 Us real hackers
Like http://wedoitforthelulz.com/ amirite
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Anonymous2007-12-10 19:45
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Anonymous2007-12-11 8:55
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Anonymous2007-12-11 17:00
>>7
Exactly what I thought when I first saw /comp/.
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Anonymous2007-12-11 17:16
Guten Abendto.
My name is Süßmann.
Gerald Jay von Süßmann, of the Lambda Orden.
Court Rank, Professor. Title, Scheme Magier.
Pleased to meet you.
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Anonymous2007-12-11 18:12
>>19
I don't believe there is a place called Süßmann. Enjoy your past shrouded in mystery.