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What languages does /prog/ know?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 22:54

Where ``knowing'' a language is to mean being able to write a program in said language without the need for external reference.

Myself:
ANSI C
K&R C
C++
x86 assembly
Common Lisp
Scheme
Bash
Java

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:56

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:57

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:57

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:57

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:57

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:58

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:58

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:58

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 19:02

English
Swedish
Partly Lojban
Partly German

JavaScript
Java
Shell scripting
Brainfuck
Migol
Befunge
Argh!
Partly C
Partly Python

...others

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 19:35

1. Sepples
2. Java
3. Python
4. Haskell
5. Shell Scripting
6. PHP
7. ASP.net
8. Ruby
9. C#

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 19:39

C
PASCAL
PHP
HASKELL
LISP (COMMON AND SCHEMATIC)
THE BASH

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 19:52

C
C#
Java
PHP
Perl
VB.NET
Shell scripting
Javascript
& currently learning Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 20:22

I generally program in NIGGERS

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 22:19

Scheme
Python
C
Pascal
Java

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 23:09

C
C
C
C
Sepples (shamefully)
PHP (shamefully)
Pascal
x86 and 8051 assembly

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 1:08

Sepples
PHP
Java
VB .NET

I hate my life

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 4:05

In order of which I've learned them:
Pascal
x86 Assembler
C89
Some SEPPLES
PHP
C#
Some VHDL
O'Caml
Scheme
Common Lisp

And some other less than general purpose languages not worth mentioning.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 4:28

>>137
And I'll probably learn Python(simply for the large body of code that is written in it), Haskell(for the purely functional, lazy experience) and D(for a not sucky SEPPLES replacement) sometime in the future, but I'm too content with what Common Lisp has to offer me for now to bother learning new languages.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 8:43

<H1>Hello</h1>
<tr>
<DIV size=800x600><CENTER>PENIS</center></DIV>

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 8:51

None xD.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 9:03

C99, I've got a copy of K&R
C++
Objective-C
CISC-style X86 assembler
Scheme
PHP
Python which probably'll lead to Lua
some Bash scripting
SEPPLES

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 2:21

>>143
You've ruined Coeds stripping for me, you heartless bastard!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 2:41

Java

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 3:47

PHP++ (PHEPPLES)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 4:52

>>39

Quick, what's the second parameter you can pass onto a type declaration for a template!

FIVE FOUR THREE TWO...

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 5:36

I don't even know what coeds are. Fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 11:30

>>149
The word "coed" is originally from colleges that accepted both men and women into the same school, which was absolutely scandalous when it first started, because we all know that women are incapable of learning things only fags and lesbians go to college.

But nobody remembers that because it was, like, ten years ago. So now it just means "college girl."

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 11:36

>>151
Two hundred years ago, actually.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 11:37

C# 4tw

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 11:45

>>152
Like I said. Honestly, nobody cares. "Coed" means "college girl" which in turn means "slut" and that's all anyone cares about.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 11:46

>>149
why are you here if you don't know what codes are?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 11:46

>>154
That's so stupid and also littering the language namespace that it makes me mad inside my head.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 14:18

>>156
Then join the enlightened masses who refer to females only as "bitches" and "sluts," because anything else is just redundant.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 14:18

>>156
get over it, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 14:24

>>159
Grab my dick, faggot.

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