Best programing message board in the world? I think so.
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Anonymous2007-11-25 12:53
it's certainly better than the giant wankfest you get at other places.
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Anonymous2007-11-25 14:05
Only programming message board in the world that never has any actual discussions about programming.
Except you count "read SICP, Haskell! no U!" as actual discssions.
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Anonymous2007-11-25 14:26
>>3
Don't be silly, when it comes to useless toy languages like BBCode we discuss for real!
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Anonymous2007-11-25 14:34
GOOD THINGS ABOUT /PROG/:
- No ``I used something else than Java/C# for the first time in my life yesterday and therefore must write an excessively long, content-free post with a profound, insightful tone about my first steps in that language'' people à la reddit
- No namefaggotry-related problems such as blawgosphere-style® circlejerking
- No `Web 2.0' hipsters
- Some (unfortunately quite rare) good trolls
- Some (unfortunately quite rare) interesting discussion
- It is acceptable to call fucking retarded morons fucking retarded morons
- Nothing ever happens apart from people calling each other morons for every reason imaginable.
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Anonymous2007-11-26 0:00
>>16
please keep all those stupid fucking catchphrases off the SA Forums.
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Anonymous2007-11-26 10:49
It's certainly the most entertaining programming forum I read.
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Anonymous2007-11-26 19:23
I cannot program in anything but Scheme configured to run on my machine.
I am working on converting every single program ever written into said
language. I am about 80% complete, but right now I am working on the
Windows API. I assume everyone is at least at my level of competence.
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Anonymous2007-11-27 1:15
>>20
Plan 9 from bell labs was actually stolen from me, it was a little dos batch file i made in vi on win3.1
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Anonymous2007-11-27 9:18
/prog/ could be better if only it were moderated. We'd have less of these "hey here's a myspace go fuck it up kthxplzbye" shitheads (since they'd all be b&inated), and more of those rare worthwhile threads we sometimes get.
actually, /prog/ is pretty useless
what do you go here for? to discuss programming? heh, yeah..
progamming boards are only good for helping lazy jackasses who don't want to do their homework by themselves
since you don't get that here (unless you acknowledge that you suck dicks, your mother is a whore, you're an assburger and that you regret choosing CS and wanna switch to something more useful) the only reason to visit prog is for "how do you pronounce x", expert programmers, enterprise solutions, my other car is a cdr, READ SICP etc.
also tunafish
>>26 you regret choosing CS and wanna switch to something more useful
That's exactly my situation. CS is fucking useless ``abstract bullshite''.
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Anonymous2007-11-27 11:30
>>27
When you're programming in the real world, you'll appreciate your CS training. It really helps to know the fundamentals of what you're working on. Most importantly, it should be a boon for your analytical skills.
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Anonymous2007-11-27 12:02
/prog/ needs a BAN HAMMER for shitfuckers who can't fucking code. We're not your teacher, faggots.
>>26 also tunafish
desperate attempt at granting tuna fish meme status.
fuck you motherfucker, gtfo
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Anonymous2007-11-27 23:08
/prog/ is like /vip/, but for wannabe programmers.
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Anonymous2007-11-28 3:02
>>22
No, you'd end up with one of the other programming boards -- abandoned and a waste of space.
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Anonymous2007-11-28 3:09
>>33
I agree. Sure, we get a fair few idiots on here. But forums with moderation (as in, the moderators will remove posts they don't like) almost always end up as zones of forced politeness and an unwillingness to deviate from the status quo. Besides which, it just pisses people off having their posts deleted.
Note that assigning a score to a post as Slashdot does isn't really moderation, as it is completely advisory and can be ignored by the user.
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Anonymous2007-11-28 4:40
>>34
This is why I've practically stopped going to "normal" forums because their mods are such utter fucking pricks. *chan anonboards FTW.
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Anonymous2007-11-28 5:21
>>33
Some very limited rules (even just ``nypa'') would be alright, I think. Particularly if it just resulted in a ban of the user, not deletion of posts.
Once people start trying to enforce politeness, though, yeah.
Though really, even the personal army posts aren't a big problem on /prog/. Most of those niggers tend to go to /comp/ or /tech/.
>>36
I disagree. The only time bans should be handed out is when someone scriptfloods the forum with garbage, preventing everyone else from holding a discussion.
>>40
You mean 'preventing everyone from posting shit and trolling other shit', right?
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Anonymous2007-11-28 10:25
Fatal error! Message could not be posted.
Please post threads less often!
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Anonymous2007-11-28 11:06
>>41
That's a enthralling discussion by /prog/ standards
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Anonymous2007-11-28 13:54
i agree actually, you don't have to bother maintaining a user profile and if you formulate your questions properly you do get expert programmer help, you just have to learn how to ignore the trolls
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Anonymous2007-11-28 17:13
>>44
Ignore the trolls? They're often the best part of /prog/, and make me laugh.
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Anonymous2009-03-18 2:24
Don't call me gay, but I need some mary jay!
Marijuana MUST be legalized.
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Anonymous2009-07-12 7:11
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