Explain why Ubanto is Awful

Seriously.  I love anything Debian-based, but I don't understand the hate for Ubuntu.

Also, explain which distribution you prefer.

In before EXPERT PROGRAMMER, read SICP, etc etc.

>>22
But of course, if they had better marketing ala Microsoft, they could probably get a whole lot more users.

>>21
Yes, I agree, the theme is retarded and the name is too foreign-sounding.