Explain why Ubanto is Awful

Seriously.  I love anything Debian-based, but I don't understand the hate for Ubuntu.

Also, explain which distribution you prefer.

In before EXPERT PROGRAMMER, read SICP, etc etc.

>>21 That's what open sores people get for ignoring basic marketing studies. Yes, marketing people are faggots, but a bad name can really hurt your product. That's a fact.
Ubuntu seems to be doing all right.