faggots

Fuck C, fuck assembly, and fuck Perl up the ass! I've come to realize that new programming languages just don't cut it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, which is why I'm making the complete transition to Steel Bank Common Lisp.

"But Steel Bank Common Lisp is outdated and obsole- oh hold on my mom's callin' me."?

BULLSHIT! Steel Bank Common Lisp is perfectly usable today and is not obsolete. Educate yourselves, kids.
http://sbcl.sourceforge.net/

Fuck ASP.NET, fuck javascript, and fuck CGI up the ass! I've come to realize that new programming languages just don't cut it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, which is why I'm making the complete transition to PHP.

"But PHP is outdated and obsole- oh hold on my mom's callin' me."?

BULLSHIT! PHP is perfectly usable today and is not obsolete. Educate yourselves, kids.
http://php.net/

Fuck McDonalds, fuck KFC, and fuck Burger King up the ass! I've come to realize that new fast food restaurants just don't cut it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, which is why I'm making the complete transition to Chucky Cheese.

"But Chucky Cheese is outdated and obsole- oh hold on my mom's callin' me."?

BULLSHIT! Chucky Cheese is perfectly edible today and is not obsolete. Fatten yourselves up, kids.
www.chuckecheese.com

>>3
FUCKIN' RIGHT

Fuck Python.NET, fuck C++, and fuck C# up the ass! I've come to realize that new programming languages just don't satisfy Enterprise Turnkey Synergies. If it ain't Enterprise-ready, don't use it, which is why I'm making the complete Transition to Java Enterprise Edition.

"But Java Enterprise Edition is outdated and obsole- oh hold on my boss's callin' me."?

BULLSHIT! Java Enterprise Edition is perfectly Enterprise-ready today and is not obsolete. Promote yourselves to managers, kids.
http://java.sun.com/javaee/

>>5

Good start. Bad ending.

Fuck Naruto, fuck Bleach, and fuck One Piece up the ass! I've come to realize that new anime series just don't cut it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, which is why I'm making the complete transition to Gundam.

"But Gundam is outdated and obsole- oh hold on my mom's callin' me."?

BULLSHIT! Gundam is perfectly watchable today and is not obsolete. Educate yourselves, kids.
http://www.gundam00.net/

>>1
Fail

>>7
Win

Don't know what interface   to use then   how do you   sage this bro   FIST to every   little thing you   wish to repeat   so as to   add a bunch   of files onto   a project and   click the compile   button Now make.