faggots

Fuck C, fuck assembly, and fuck Perl up the ass! I've come to realize that new programming languages just don't cut it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, which is why I'm making the complete transition to Steel Bank Common Lisp.

"But Steel Bank Common Lisp is outdated and obsole- oh hold on my mom's callin' me."?

BULLSHIT! Steel Bank Common Lisp is perfectly usable today and is not obsolete. Educate yourselves, kids.
http://sbcl.sourceforge.net/