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Fuck C, fuck assembly, and fuck Perl up the ass! I've come to realize that new programming languages just don't cut it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, which is why I'm making the complete transition to Steel Bank Common Lisp.

"But Steel Bank Common Lisp is outdated and obsole- oh hold on my mom's callin' me."?

BULLSHIT! Steel Bank Common Lisp is perfectly usable today and is not obsolete. Educate yourselves, kids.
http://sbcl.sourceforge.net/

Fuck Python.NET, fuck C++, and fuck C# up the ass! I've come to realize that new programming languages just don't satisfy Enterprise Turnkey Synergies. If it ain't Enterprise-ready, don't use it, which is why I'm making the complete Transition to Java Enterprise Edition.

"But Java Enterprise Edition is outdated and obsole- oh hold on my boss's callin' me."?

BULLSHIT! Java Enterprise Edition is perfectly Enterprise-ready today and is not obsolete. Promote yourselves to managers, kids.
http://java.sun.com/javaee/