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Best Acheivements of /Prog/

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 1:49

Creating the archetypical "EXPERT PROGRAMMER" who we all secretly loath yet wish to be.

Discovering CDR is pronounced the same way as Cudder which means cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 2:29

Achievements.  Better luck next time.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 2:32

>>2
i before e cept after c.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 2:43

>>1
How do you pronounce Cudder though? Rhymes with Udder? Or is it Could-Her?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 2:51

>>4
Udder.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 2:57

According to Wikipedia, it's Could-Her. As in,  a cow chews her cudder

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 3:26

Quoting from the SICP, 2nd edition, footnote to p. 85:
Car stands for "Contents of Address part of Register" and cdr (pronounced "could-er") stands for "Contents of Decrement part of Register."
Also, if you pronounce "could" like "cud", you should probably spend some time swallowing razorblades.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 4:04

>>6
Uhh... according to Wikipedia it's 'kʌ dər or 'ku dər.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 4:06

ITT cudder vs coulder

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 5:03

These aren't achievements.

There have been some real gems of useful information posted to /prog/ in the past. But it's so rare that those are the real achievements.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 7:29

Today at work, I saw these pamphlets which said, ``Your other Job, Your Other Pay.''
I grinned as I couldn't help but think of ``My other Car.''

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 10:09

>>8
Uhh... according to me its not

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 10:15

/prog/ has taught me to use ``proper quotes''.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 11:42

>>13
faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 11:49

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 11:54

>>8
'kʌ dər
Prime constant lambda diameter schwa radius?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 13:41

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 13:55

>>16
Accented syllable consisting of: voiceless velar plosive, open-mid back unrounded vowel, unaccented syllable consisting of: voiced alveolar plosive, mid central vowel, alveolar approximant. dəh.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 18:12

EMACS?

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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 18:24

HA

What pathetic twerps you are, you all fight over you linux and windows..

I USE VMS I AM A REAL MAN.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 18:32

>>20
I use Plan 9, fucker.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 18:54

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 19:20

>>22
Coded fully in C
Monsterfail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 20:22

>>23
C > your shitty interpreted language

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 21:57

>>24
Even Common LISP?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 0:28

>>25
You mean Common Lisp, the awesome compiled language? I don't see how >>24 even mentioned that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 1:22

>>24
Using C where it doesn't provide any advantage = sign of the moron.

Also, nobody is going to download binaries from a 4chan user.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 1:43

>>27

You're just mad because you can't cope with C's awesomeness.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 1:57

>>28
Yeah well, read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 5:22

/prog/ made me read SICP. Now I finally got a job.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 12:30

>>27
C does provide an advantage for me almost everywhere: I've got 13 years of experience in it (started using it at the tender age of 13). Don't just count the features of the language, is what I'm saying.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 13:00

>>31
I think that C does provide an advantage for me almost everywhere: I've got 13 years of experience in it
Fix'd.

I've used C longer than any other programming language, for a bit over ten years, and I know it better than most other languages. Do I use it for most things? No. My last big project is written in almost 100% Python and contains less than 200 lines of C code.

Knowing C well doesn't mean that you don't need to waste massive amounts of programming time implementing elementary functionality that is not even a part of your problem domain.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 13:31

>>32
As always, elementary functionality comes from a library. Linked lists, red-black trees, hashes, error propagation and so forth.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 18:05

>>33
so is your code as concise as python code?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 18:06

>>34
No, but I've got a better runtime. And a compiler that warns for, you know, misspelled variable names.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 18:12

>>35
And a compiler that warns for, you know, misspelled variable names.
I don't know what you're doing wrong, but I do know you're doing something wrong if misspelled variable names are ever a problem for you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 18:20

>I don't know what you're doing wrong, but I do know you're doing something wrong if misspelled variable names are ever a problem for you.

Obviously he is just saying typos happen, and it is nice when the compiler is good about warning about them.  Don't take it way out of proportion.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 19:18

>>35
>>37
Ok, now switch python with any concise, compiled programming language which warns about misspelled variable names (a programming mistake as silly as segfault).
now? what is your answer?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 19:29

>>38
ONE WORD, FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE, THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 23:30

One day, /prog/ is going to form their own cadres. And then it'll be cudders for all, except eunuchs (who wouldn't know what to do with one anyway). We would not carry combat rations, instead towing around singly linked chains of canned tuna. Truly it will be the start of a new era, when the unwashed masses will meet forced indentation of code or they will meet the forced indentation of their skulls.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 15:29

/prog/ fails to stay on topic, once again.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 15:35

>>41
You don't understand /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 21:46

>>42

Guess not.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 22:43

>>1
your heart is now beating manually,
your penis is now beating manually,
your ceo is now meeting annually;
your life is falling apart;
your wife is dating bart;
but at the end of it all you still own a cart
and when that bullet goes through your heart
you realize the one thing that set you apart...
the fact that your other car was a cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 22:45

>>9
The Abelson pronounces it could-her in SICP lectures.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 2:46

>>44
HOLY SHIT
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 2:55

>>46
It's been posted on /b/ a couple of times. I definitely appreciate it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-03 1:50

raise

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-03 3:54

>>29
sicp = cult

Name: sage 2011-11-03 6:42

Everyone, already, knows it's pronounced cell->cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-03 7:03

Every sufficiently complicated Indo-European language contains an implementation of half of Japanese.

Name: sage 2011-11-03 7:39

>For 8 years now I've been addicted to cold turkey. When I tell people I'm quitting cold turkey, they say,"What are you quitting?", I'm fucking quitting cold turkey.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-03 8:05

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Board-tans
Why haven't we got a humanoid mascot, /prog/?

Name: VIPPER 2011-11-03 9:31

>>54
Disgusting

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-03 11:00

>>54
Fuck off you shit-fucking faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-03 19:45

>>54
You have ruined a perfectly decent thread.

On a related note trying to canonify board-tans is stupid. Just let the community do whatever and then write about it later.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-21 10:21

check em

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-21 11:57

Best Acheivements of /Prog/
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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-21 11:59

>>59
GOD NO, MY FIRST BBCODE ERROR IN YEARS, TERRIBLE!

I feel stupid...

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-21 14:17

>>60
That's what you get for not writing unit tests alongside your BBCode

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-21 14:41


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