Best Acheivements of /Prog/

Creating the archetypical "EXPERT PROGRAMMER" who we all secretly loath yet wish to be.

Discovering CDR is pronounced the same way as Cudder which means cunt.

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your heart is now beating manually,
your penis is now beating manually,
your ceo is now meeting annually;
your life is falling apart;
your wife is dating bart;
but at the end of it all you still own a cart
and when that bullet goes through your heart
you realize the one thing that set you apart...
the fact that your other car was a cdr.