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SERIOUS SATORI THREAD

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 19:54

DISCUSSION TOPICS :
HOW DID YOU ACHIEVE SATORI ?
WHAT DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU ACHIEVED SATORI ?
HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW YOU ACHIEVED SATORI ?
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU READ SICP ?
WHAT ARE THE IMPORTANT CONCEPTS OF SCHEME ?
WHAT COULD BE IMPROVED IN SICP ?
WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT SICP ?

Name: !MhMRSATORI 2007-11-13 19:55

blah blah sicp blah blah.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 5:46

HOW DID YOU ACHIEVE SATORI ?
I was a Cfag. I thought I knew programming, but was ignorant. Then I saw PHP and learnt it to write my web sight. But I took it seriously, not like a webmaster. I saw lists and dictionaries. I saw dynamic typing. I wanted more of that. I jumped onto Python. That's when I finally discovered real programming. Then I read SICP and learnt Scheme, and achieved Satori.

WHAT DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU ACHIEVED SATORI ?
Extreme accomplishment, enlightenment and relief from my mundane pains.

HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW YOU ACHIEVED SATORI ?
I feel I no longer need to program and fight against anything, as I have realized the way everything can be done, but when I need a specific program done, I do it blissfully, as the whole program already existed in my mind even before I was asked to do it.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU READ SICP ?
One.

WHAT ARE THE IMPORTANT CONCEPTS OF SCHEME ?
Lists, first-class functions, dynamic typing with parametric polymorphism, homoiconicity, and the ability to use the right tool for the right job: functional programming, imperative programming, objects, metaprogramming, anything you need.

WHAT COULD BE IMPROVED IN SICP ?
Nothing really, but I'd welcome pictures and bios for spiritual leaders Sussman and Abelson. They'd make people feel closer to pure illumination and raw knowledge. More laughing at other languages and Microsoft for comic relief too.

WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT SICP ?
Everything.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 7:59

>>3
Lists, first-class functions, dynamic typing with parametric polymorphism, homoiconicity, and the ability to use the right tool for the right job: functional programming, imperative programming, objects, metaprogramming, anything you need.
Proof that SICP only appeals to clueless people.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 9:32

>>4
What?

You were expecting me to say functions, values, function application, etc.? Maybe even Touring-completeness? I understood the question as in "important in Scheme besides the usual serving", not just "important in a programming language".

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 12:52

HOW DID YOU ACHIEVE SATORI ?
I wanted to fit in with the cool guys in /prog/.
WHAT DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU ACHIEVED SATORI ?
I came.
HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW YOU ACHIEVED SATORI ?
I feel smug.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU READ SICP ?
Countless times, I read it once in the morning and once before going to bed every day.
WHAT ARE THE IMPORTANT CONCEPTS OF SCHEME ?
Cudders.
WHAT COULD BE IMPROVED IN SICP ?
Removing the Abelson's dirty name.
WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT SICP ?
The Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 14:18

HOW DID YOU ACHIEVE SATORI ?
I realised programming was foolish, as it only propagated the idea that a programmer should program.

WHAT DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU ACHIEVED SATORI ?
Nothing, and I have felt nothing since. Such is the natre of satori.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU READ SICP ?
I cannot even read.

WHAT ARE THE IMPORTANT CONCEPTS OF SCHEME ?
Irrelevancy to programming, just like all languages.

WHAT COULD BE IMPROVED IN SICP ?
SICP does not exist.

WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT SICP ?
It's non-existent existence, bring programmers into Satori.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 19:44

HOW DID YOU ACHIEVE SATORI ?
I didn't.

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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 5:12

>>6
Abelson is as good as Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 5:21

>>9
He's better than Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 6:49

>>10
He's Pythonic.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 7:15

HERRO GUYS I HAEV ACHIVED SATORI

I READ SICP (SUCTRURED INTERPRETTAION OF COMPUTERS)

IT IS THE INSTANT RAMEN OF SATORI

SOCP = EXPERT PROGRAMMING

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 7:29

IT IS THE INSTANT RAMEN OF SATORI

hahaha

Name: !MhMRSATORI 2007-11-15 12:10

This is true satori:
>>14

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 13:58

>>14
I CAN SEE FOREVER !!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 14:09

>>15
Do you get recursion, ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 15:14

>>14
``To iterate is human, to recurse, divine''

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 17:21

HOW DID YOU ACHIEVE SATORI ?

I stared into the type signature of EVAL while implementing scheme in haskell. For a few seconds. Its type is Lisp -> Lisp.

WHAT DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU ACHIEVED SATORI ?

Dread. I realized the list is dangerous primordial shit.

HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW YOU ACHIEVED SATORI ?

I finally got the OMG IT'S FULL OF CARS!!

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU READ SICP ?

I still have my continuation into the beginning of that act and invoke it without checking.

WHAT ARE THE IMPORTANT CONCEPTS OF SCHEME ?

That it operates on itself. Also, MOP. call/cc if shite but makes nice ambs.

WHAT COULD BE IMPROVED IN SICP ?

They could finally make a movie. Abelson yapping in front of the blackboard doesn't count.

WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT SICP ?

The way the plot thickens.

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