SERIOUS SATORI THREAD

DISCUSSION TOPICS :
HOW DID YOU ACHIEVE SATORI ?
WHAT DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU ACHIEVED SATORI ?
HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW YOU ACHIEVED SATORI ?
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU READ SICP ?
WHAT ARE THE IMPORTANT CONCEPTS OF SCHEME ?
WHAT COULD BE IMPROVED IN SICP ?
WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT SICP ?

HOW DID YOU ACHIEVE SATORI ?
I wanted to fit in with the cool guys in /prog/.
WHAT DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU ACHIEVED SATORI ?
I came.
HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW YOU ACHIEVED SATORI ?
I feel smug.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU READ SICP ?
Countless times, I read it once in the morning and once before going to bed every day.
WHAT ARE THE IMPORTANT CONCEPTS OF SCHEME ?
Cudders.
WHAT COULD BE IMPROVED IN SICP ?
Removing the Abelson's dirty name.
WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT SICP ?
The Sussman.