/prog/ - Love is over

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 14:53

I met a nice nerd girl last week, I invited her home and this is how the conversation went:
She: -Woooo, what is that blue book?
Me: -SICP, a CS introductory book.
-Oooh, I heard about this! It uses that LISP thing, right?
-Yeah
-Show me some nice LISP code then, eh?
-Okay...
And I launched vi.
-Hey, is that that vi thing?
-Yeah. Nice thing, does what it has to do, no useless toy features.
-Fuck you, get the editor real men use!
Then she left and I downloaded EMACS.

FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 14:56

She: -Woooo, what is that blue book?
Me: -SICP, a CS introductory book.
-Oooh, I heard about this! It uses that LISP thing, right?
-Yeah
-Fuck you, program in a language real men use!
fixed

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 15:14

>>1
I met a nice nerd girl last week, I invited her home and this is how the conversation went:
She: -Woooo, what is that blue book?
Me: -SICP, a CS introductory book.
-Oooh, I heard about this! It uses that LISP thing, right?
-Yeah
-Show me some nice LISP code then, eh?
-Okay...
And I launched vi.
-Hey, is that that vi thing?
-Yeah. Nice thing, does what it has to do, no useless toy features.
-Fuck you, get the editor real men use!
Then she left and I started THE STANDARD EDITOR.

FUCK.

Fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 15:42

I met a nice nerd girl last week, I invited her home and this is how the conversation went:
She: -Woooo, what is that blue book?
Me: -SICP, a CS introductory book.
-Oooh, I heard about this! It uses that LISP thing, right?
-Yeah
-Show me some nice LISP code then, eh?
-Okay...
And I went into the punch cards room to get some.
-Hey, is that that a punch card thing?
-Yeah. Nice thing, does what it has to do, no useless toy features.
Then we had sex.

FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 18:06

I met a nice nerd girl last week, I invited her home and this is how the conversation went:
She: -Woooo, what is that blue book?
Me: -SICP, a CS introductory book.
-Oooh, I heard about this! It uses that LISP thing, right?
-Yeah
-Show me some nice LISP code then, eh?
-Okay...
And I went into the punch cards room to get some.
-Hey, is that that a punch card thing?
-Yeah. Nice thing, does what it has to do, no useless toy features.
Then I shotted web

FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 22:01

She: -Woooo, what is that white book?
Me: -Big Java, a CS introductory book.
-Oooh, I heard about this! It uses that ENTERPRISE thing, right?
-Yeah
-Show me some nice FULLY-SCALABLE ENTERPRISE LEVEL code then, eh?
-Okay...
And I launched DrJava.
-Hey, is that that DrJava thing?
-Yeah. Nice thing, does what it has to do, no useless toy features.
-I am really the Sussman in disguise!
Then she left and I KILLED MYSELF.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 22:15

She: -Woooo, what is that white and orange book?
Me: -Java, Early Objects, a CS introductory book.
-Oooh, I heard about this! It uses that ENTERPRISE thing, right?
-Yeah
-Show me some nice FULLY-SCALABLE ENTERPRISE LEVEL code then, eh?
-Okay...
And I launched jGrasp
-Hey, is that that jGrasp thing?
-Yeah. Nice thing, does what it has to do, no useless toy features.
-I am really the ABELSON in disguise!
Then she left and assaulted me with the FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 2:02

I met a nice nerd girl last week, I invited her home and this is how the conversation went:
She: -Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat is thaaaaaaaaaaaaat blueeeeeee boooooook?
Me: -SICP, a CS introductory book.
-Oooh, I heeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaard abooooooooooooout thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis! It uses thaaaaaaaaaaat LISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP thing, rirrrrrrrrrrrrght?
-Yeah
-Shoooooooooooooooooooow me soooooooooooooome niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice LISSSSSSSSSSSP cooooooooode theeeeeeeeeen, eeeehhhhhhh?
-Okay...
And I launched vi.
-Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, issssssssssss thaaaaaaaaaat thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat viiiiii thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing?
-Fuck you, why are you slurring
-I haaaaaaaaaaaave altzheimersssssssss
Then she left and I downloaded EMACS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 9:51

I met a nice nerd girl last week, I invited her home and this is how the conversation went:
She: -Woooo, what is that blue book?
Me: It's purple, you jerk.
Then she left and I downloaded EMACS.

FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 10:19

I met a nice nerd girl last week, I invited her home and this is how the conversation went:
She: -Whoa, what is that thin white book with the letter 'C' on it?
Me: It's the holy bible of C programming.
- READ SICP
- SICP is for people that have time for [b][u][i]``ABSTRACT BULLSHIT''[\i][\u][\b]
Then she left, but not before saying....

[b]MY OTHER CAR IS A CDR AND ITS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''`[\b]

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 10:49

>>10
windows fag

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:21

>>8
Aside from the Alzheimer's part, that makes me think of this spacy chick I know.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:27

>>11
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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:31

>>11
lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:56

What is love?
Read S-I-C-P, Read S-I-C-P, some more.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 3:26

I met a nice nerd girl last week, I invited her home and this is how the conversation went:
She: -Woooo, what is that white book?
Me: -Head First Java, a Java introductory book.
-Oooh, I heard about this! It uses that ENTERPRISE thing, right?
-Yeah
-Show me some nice FULLY-SCALABLE ENTERPRISE LEVEL code then, eh?
-Okay...
And I launched Eclipse.
-Hey, is that that Eclipse thing?
-Yeah. Nice thing, does what it has to do, no useless toy features.
It never finished loading.

FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 3:54

>>17
ENTERPRISE AS FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 9:17

I met a nice nerd girl last week, I invited her home and this is how the conversation went:
She: -Woooo, what is that blue book?
Me: -SICP, a CS introductory book.
- Fuck you lithper faggot.
Then she left and I cried while dildoing my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 9:44

God damn, /proggles~/, stop bumping my shitty old threads you ^baka _kudasais.

Also, I've been here for years. Woah.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 9:45

* four

Name: dubzbot-ng 2011-06-30 9:45

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>>16
dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 9:51

Spam

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 9:56

She: -Woooo, what is that blue book?
Me: -SICP, a CS introductory book.
-Cool i need to make a referat about it could you make it for me and then never ever talk to me again?
-sure :)

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 9:58

>>24
Hello, Romanian faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 10:14

>>24,25
I was hoping that I'd be the only Romanian on /prog/. I don't feel special anymore ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 10:18

>>26
Nonsense. It's a well-known fact that the largest concentration of excellent(!) programmers is to be found in Romania.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 10:28

well actually i'm german

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 10:30

>>26 pai, dute'n pula, frate

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 11:19

>>29
O sa ma duc cand o sa inveti cand sa folosesti un apostrof si cand sa folosesti o cratima, ``poponarule''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 11:36

The romanians are after me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 11:58

>>30
manelisp

Name: dubzbot-ng 2011-06-30 11:58

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>>26
<-- check 'em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 12:11

I met a nice nerd girl last week, I invited her home and this is how the conversation went:
She: -Woooo, what is that purple book?
Me: -SICP, a CS introductory book.

She then instantly orgasmed. When she recovered, she ripped off my clothes and inserted my /prog/ snake into her now far beyond soaking wet vagina. Then we proceeded to have hot, passionate sex for several hours.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 12:13

>>34
That's what lisper faggots actually believe!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 12:22

I met a nice nerd girl last week, I invited her home and this is how the conversation went:
Then she left and I downloaded EMACS.

FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 13:22

>>32
You ruined Lisp forever for me. Te urasc

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 14:55

>>37
>:3

Love is over

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 14:53

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 14:56

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 15:14

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 15:42

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 18:06

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 22:01

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 22:15

8 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 2:02

9 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 9:51

10 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 10:19

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 10:49

12 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:21

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:27

14 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:31

15 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:56

17 Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 3:26

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 3:54

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 9:17

20 Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 9:44

21 Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 9:45

22 Name: dubzbot-ng 2011-06-30 9:45

23 Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 9:51

24 Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 9:56

25 Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 9:58

26 Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 10:14

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33 Name: dubzbot-ng 2011-06-30 11:58

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38 Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 14:55