Love is over

I met a nice nerd girl last week, I invited her home and this is how the conversation went:
She: -Woooo, what is that blue book?
Me: -SICP, a CS introductory book.
-Oooh, I heard about this! It uses that LISP thing, right?
-Yeah
-Show me some nice LISP code then, eh?
-Okay...
And I launched vi.
-Hey, is that that vi thing?
-Yeah. Nice thing, does what it has to do, no useless toy features.
-Fuck you, get the editor real men use!
Then she left and I downloaded EMACS.

FUCK.

I met a nice nerd girl last week, I invited her home and this is how the conversation went:
She: -Whoa, what is that thin white book with the letter 'C' on it?
Me: It's the holy bible of C programming.
- READ SICP
- SICP is for people that have time for [b][u][i]``ABSTRACT BULLSHIT''[\i][\u][\b]
Then she left, but not before saying....

[b]MY OTHER CAR IS A CDR AND ITS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''`[\b]