You guys suck

Why do people still insist on using antiquated, broken languages like Java, C and C++?

Why don't you all switch to LISP, morons?

I can't understand why any one of you couldn't learn LISP, I mean, allocating memory from the heap? Get the fuck out. You too, hueg liek xbawks languages like Java, just fuck off.

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You know not of what you speak. I study every line of assembly of every program I write, looking for improvements at all possible points, and overriding stupid shit the compiler did.

Congratulations, you've phaild. That's a degree that unfortunately doesn't come with a large salary.