You guys suck

Why do people still insist on using antiquated, broken languages like Java, C and C++?

Why don't you all switch to LISP, morons?

I can't understand why any one of you couldn't learn LISP, I mean, allocating memory from the heap? Get the fuck out. You too, hueg liek xbawks languages like Java, just fuck off.

>>15
No.

>>16
A reality in which programmers are seduced by false promises of ZOMG OPTIMIZED and are too lazy to learn the things that will really make their programming better.

http://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.lisp/msg/d11915c64da6e9cb