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Best Text Editor

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:32 ID:UxKNlk2c

What's the best text editor?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:33 ID:ctnTHCyB

vim
thread over

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:34 ID:fbAcjSm7

Notepad.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:34 ID:Fc90ZQ0k

notepad ++ hands down

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:35 ID:fbAcjSm7

o shi- Same time.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:36 ID:2L+v6n10

Vim, for Ctrl+c,ctr+z retards: notepad2

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:45 ID:WzRy0SH4

Acme

/thread

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:48 ID:Heaven

Ed is the standard text editor.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:49 ID:UxKNlk2c

No love for Emacs?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:51 ID:+JYOgqo6

GNU Emacs.

Now [/thread]

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:54 ID:Heaven

>>9
no.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:58 ID:BRTSlEY7

Emacs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 17:19 ID:awsLCmLi

>>12
no.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 17:22 ID:FHfbVJFR

>>12-13
Awesome IDs sirs!

>>13's even says it's awsome!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 18:24 ID:Heaven

Spoiler: There is no "best" text editor.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 18:54 ID:qrvMEWPJ

Pencil

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 18:58 ID:c26D87UQ

sharedxs.com

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 19:15 ID:RhFkglDo

>>15
Spoiler: There is, and it's called Vim

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 19:17 ID:Heaven

>>18
Spoiler: It's called EMACS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 19:18 ID:bpWKR1ZH

Vim
Failing Vim
vi
Failing vi
notepad

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 19:25 ID:ZVd9ize8

>>18,19
My point exactly. Vim and Emacs are fucking great editors, each with pros and cons. Either one will suffice for pretty much editing task, making the choice a matter of preference. There is no best text editor.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 19:56 ID:hi2hAl7h

Learning anything other than vi(m) or Emacs is a waste of time. It won't be installed on computers you go to use, and you'll have to learn a new editor in a few years time.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 20:43 ID:WzRy0SH4

Does anyone else suspect that all the Vimfags are just trying to sound elitist? I know Vim, and I use it whenever I need to do some quick edits in the console (unless I know the contents of the file well enough to just jump in with ed), but I don't go around acting like it's anything amazing.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 20:49 ID:WzRy0SH4

>>22
Oh noes, I might have to learn more than one editor! Who doesn't know their way around vi, Emacs, and ed at minimum? Familiarity with other editors is a given, but they're all simple enough that learning them completely is the work of a few hours rather than weeks for Vim and forever for Emacs. The intelligent computer user learns the two you can count on finding everywhere, learns Emacs because it's cool, then proceeds to use Acme because it's the best.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 20:50 ID:FHfbVJFR

Kate. You don't have to learn it. It's intuitive, unlike Emacs and vim. And it's about as powerful — every bit as powerful in KDE 4.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 20:52 ID:WzRy0SH4

>>25 And it's about as powerful — every bit as powerful in KDE 4.
I don't habeeb it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 22:06 ID:Yj6eE+7p


   . . ,.".".'"""..
  .             ,__\.~~
 .    ;'``` '``     \!"
 .   `.              \~"
  .., '  ____________|'~"
 `.  .__/     |_|    |\           Me?
  `..'  |  = /  | =  ||           I'm reading SICP.
      | \___/   |\___|/
      |        _|    |
       \      __     |
        \    /__\  ./
        |`'._____.'|
       /|          /\
    __/  \________/  |__
      \   / #####/\  |
       \ /  \###/  \/
            |###\

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 3:27 ID:V/p0I+mY

GNU Emacs.
«I use emacs, which might be thought of as a thermonuclear word processor. It was created by Richard Stallman; enough said. It is written in Lisp, which is the only computer language that is beautiful. It is colossal, and yet it only edits straight ASCII text files, which is to say, no fonts, no boldface, no underlining. In other words, the engineer-hours that, in the case of Microsoft Word, were devoted to features like mail merge, and the ability to embed feature-length motion pictures in corporate memoranda, were, in the case of emacs, focused with maniacal intensity on the deceptively simple-seeming problem of editing text. If you are a professional writer--i.e., if someone else is getting paid to worry about how your words are formatted and printed--emacs outshines all other editing software in approximately the same way that the noonday sun does the stars. It is not just bigger and brighter; it simply makes everything else vanish.»
    -- Neal Stephenson on Emacs

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 3:29 ID:jssuWRLI

vim fuckin rules

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 3:55 ID:dWUfuiHj

vim does not have LISP as its scripting language. THREAD FUCKING OVER?

Name: G.J. Sussman 2007-09-30 4:19 ID:Heaven

   . . ,.".".'"""..
  .             ,__\.~~
 .    ;'``` '``     \!"
 .   `.              \~"
  .., '  ____________|'~"
 `.  .__/     |_|    |\           Me?
  `..'  |  = /  | =  ||           I use VIM.
      | \___/   |\___|/
      |        _|    |
       \      __     |
        \    /__\  ./
        |`'._____.'|
       /|          /\
    __/  \________/  |__
      \   / #####/\  |
       \ /  \###/  \/
            |###\

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 4:28 ID:2LnzlXrI

Donald Knuth uses the Emacs editor very heavily.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 4:53 ID:wWcts/sH

>>30
There's a Lisp interpreter written in Vim script.
http://www.vim.org/scripts/script.php?script_id=1986

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 7:48 ID:aDBFBcL/

>>33
Is there a vim script interpreter written in lisp?
If not, vim sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 8:52 ID:Heaven

Type ``ESC : q ! RET''.

The last sequence is the command for leaving vi. That is all you will need to know about vi, ever.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 9:37 ID:aDBFBcL/

>>35
Ctrl-Z killall vi enter

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 9:48 ID:Heaven

>>35
ZZ

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 11:00 ID:2LnzlXrI

C-x-c

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 13:03 ID:xvIJwVFB

>>35
What are you doing in insert mode by default?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 13:09 ID:PwIsGyXZ

>>39
Bashing keyboard in panic

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 13:13 ID:xvIJwVFB

>>40
That's a pretty massive fail. gb2/nano

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 13:24 ID:zrlHBfzy

Notepad++!

THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 13:30 ID:xvIJwVFB

>>42
Lawd no.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 13:34 ID:2LnzlXrI

this is an EMACS thread now

EMACS

E
M
A
C
S
!
.
.
.


EMACS!!

EMACS is awesome

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 14:45 ID:Nlup7Zb4

This thread has unpeacefully ended.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 14:46 ID:xvIJwVFB

>>44
Always was, mein freund.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 15:13 ID:rrwFn7fw

ed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 15:39 ID:xvIJwVFB

>>47
I defy you to post a program you've written in ed. I tried using it once. For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to use ed to write a clone of ed. Go figure. I lost interest pretty quick, but ed's lack of auto-indentation was a pain in the ass.

Someone needs to write a version of ed with all the things that make modern editors great -- auto indentation, code completion, syntax highlighting, and so on. Lulz would be had.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 15:44 ID:rrwFn7fw

>>48
I like how you think.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 16:18 ID:St7YUv4S

>>48
ed is pretty much a very small subset of vim, no? I think it actually has an ed mode somewhere.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 16:34 ID:Heaven

>>50
Ex-mode, actually.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 16:57 ID:xvIJwVFB

>>50
Sort of, except using Vim is very different from using ed (hjkl movement, for starters), and I don't believe ex mode has all the modern editor goodies that Vim has.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 17:16 ID:2LnzlXrI

My other ed is an edwin.

Which is an EMACS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 17:37 ID:Nlup7Zb4

BTW, Emacsfags, please answer this question. If Emacs is based on Emacs-Lisp and Edwin is based on Scheme, doesn't that make Edwin superior?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 17:47 ID:Heaven

>>54
Less functionality, zing!

Also, even though I am a Schemer, I still think Scheme is a toy, educational language and if you for some reason want to use LISP, use CL.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 18:18 ID:2bGf/UYK

>>23
vimfags elitist? we're not the elitist assholes who have a religion for their editor.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 20:05 ID:JdAR8g4a

>>1

Notepad++: Relatively small, relatively simple, but has loads of useful features and can splitscreen.  Combined with the joys of Cygwin/make/gcc and shellscripts, it makes the ideal Windows development environment: one with the least Microsoft software possible.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 20:10 ID:MxDMZMJz

text wrangler

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 21:30 ID:xvIJwVFB

>>56
Yeah, you're the elitist assholes who can't laugh at themselves. Or have you forgotten which text editor comes with its own list of humorous jibes?

But real Vim users are beside the point here. I suspect that you "Vim are teh best" fags are just trying to sound like programming's elite.

>>54
I think it means that Climacs > Emacs. Someday.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 3:19 ID:JFChkwBh

>>55
Die

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 3:31 ID:9tVFts4o

I like and use Emacs because it makes for nice reflective interactive programming with scheme. Shrug.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 3:49 ID:JFChkwBh

>>61
emacs is awful for scheme.... what.
What scheme mode do you use or whatver

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 3:59 ID:9tVFts4o

>>62
I use a few things I wrote myself and some that a developer of the scheme implementation I use sent me.

What do you use for scheme?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 4:39 ID:/gRqleZy

lol @ fags who cram toy languages into stone age text editors

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 4:46 ID:JFChkwBh

>>63
notepad..

which is why I'm interested in a nice reflective interactive programming [extensible enterprise] environment for scheme.

plz give me all you code

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 5:52 ID:9tVFts4o

>>65
No.

>>64
No.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 6:46 ID:e72zddWk

Activestate Komodo

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 7:59 ID:19IfBuee

>>66 is a liar
It's obvious that you can't use emacs as a nice reflective interactive programming environment for scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 9:00 ID:mWKrDi7M

>>36
That's what I do

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 9:17 ID:tZ1Mj9Vl

When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi
*and* Emacs are just too damn slow.  They print useless messages like,
'C-h for help' and '"foo" File is read only'.  So I use the editor
that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.

Ed, man!  !man ed

ED(1)               Unix Programmer's Manual                ED(1)

NAME
     ed - text editor

SYNOPSIS
     ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
DESCRIPTION
     Ed is the standard text editor.
---

Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first
alphabetically, but because it's the standard.  Everyone else loves ed
because it's ED!

"Ed is the standard text editor."

And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair.  Just look:

-rwxr-xr-x  1 root          24 Oct 29  1929 /bin/ed
-rwxr-xr-t  4 root     1310720 Jan  1  1970 /usr/ucb/vi
-rwxr-xr-x  1 root  5.89824e37 Oct 22  1990 /usr/bin/emacs

Of course, on the system *I* administrate, vi is symlinked to ed.
Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog
message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K;
and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!

"Ed is the standard text editor."

Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:

golem$ ed

?
help
?
?
?
quit
?
exit
?
bye
?
hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
^C
?
^C
?
^D
?

---
Note the consistent user interface and error reportage.  Ed is
generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm
the novice with verbosity.

"Ed is the standard text editor."

Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.

ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA!  ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED
AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES!  ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS
BODILY FLUIDS!!  ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR!  ED MAKES THE SUN
SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!

When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless
help screens and cursor positioning code!  I just want an EDitor!!
Not a "viitor".  Not a "emacsitor".  Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED!
ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

TEXT EDITOR.

When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their
"edlin" on a Unix standard, did they mimic vi?  No.  Emacs?  Surely
you jest.  They chose the most karmic editor of all.  The standard.

Ed is for those who can *remember* what they are working on.  If you
are an idiot, you should use Emacs.  If you are an Emacs, you should
not be vi.  If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION.  THE
SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE
FAITHLESS.  DO NOT GIVE IN!!!  THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!

?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 9:38 ID:gmMgomhz

>>36
^Z pkill vi RET

is better

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 18:51 ID:aanj64f/

>>70

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
YOU PRONOUNCE IT CUDDER
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /PROG/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE" THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAIL IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND SCHEME ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
``THIS IS THE PROPER WAY TO QUOTE"
ALSO
WELCOME TO /PROG/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 19:05 ID:ELItHfHU

``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' is an anagram of ``STABS HITLER AT CLUB''

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 19:17 ID:9tVFts4o

>>68
You have made the fallacy of Argument from Silence. I just choose not to tell you because unlike smug lisp weenies, I don't want to help you retards become Scheme programmers. If you thought Scheme was a good language, you'd learn yourself. Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 19:26 ID:ELItHfHU

>>74
Argument from Silence
Uncle is former magnet.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 19:51 ID:9tVFts4o

>>75
Not bad.

Name: Absum 2007-10-01 20:28 ID:rDOiJxWY

Haha, you guys are fucking silly, both emacs and vim are fucked up ultra-text-editors thats basically unusable without a second terminal open with a tutorial detailing how your supposed to open a file, save it and the close the so-called-text-editor. This tutorial i would ofcourse have open in nano or gedit if i wanted it graphical.

Name: Absum 2007-10-01 20:38 ID:rDOiJxWY

Should add that when programming i use geany...

minimalistic is for poor people

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 20:41 ID:WqFa9CRR

Haha, you guys are fucking silly, both emacs and vim are fucked up ultra-text-editors thats basically unusable without a second terminal open with a tutorial detailing how your supposed to open a file, save it and the close the so-called-text-editor.

Or you could spend 10 minutes or so actually learning to use your tools...

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 20:54 ID:gmMgomhz

>>79
You don't know him! He probably has some kind of memory disorder. Good thing he won't remember your unkind words.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 21:35 ID:WqFa9CRR

>>80
He's claiming to be a programmer. I wonder what his code looks like, if he can't remember how to type :wq or C-x-C-c?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 1:47 ID:mgeDa+1n

What about those of use who learned and used both, and then moved on?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 2:00 ID:seRNZtTs

>>82
Depends on what you've moved on to.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 3:03 ID:zkB6MGbp

mined 2000 > elvis > nvi > ed > emacs > vim

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 3:29 ID:cnupbUvv

Why does nobody say nano? It has everything I need to hack around in text files. Programming in text editors is so nineties, dude.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 3:50 ID:Oman1BWL

I use vim and nano/pico

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 4:12 ID:Heaven

>>85
UNICODE.
mined 2000 > *

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 4:40 ID:Km7x+UBW

Kate, PSPad

Name: Absum 2007-10-02 7:07 ID:pid5AB5O

>>79

Well, actually if I have to spend time learning tools its a waste of time since there are tools thats just usable that's got all the functions I need...

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 8:04 ID:x/kIqphJ

>>89
But not all the functions you could have...

ed has all the functions you need, why not use that?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 8:33 ID:x/kIqphJ

>>87
I just took a look at the mined website. It looks like a huge step up from nano and pals, but... No macros? No regular expressions? No make support? It doesn't seem useful as a programming editor, though I'll certainly start recommending it to noobs for editing config files and HTML.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 11:16 ID:seRNZtTs

>>89
This is the reason you're no good at what you do.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 18:50 ID:X8MGFFr7

>>92
Can't be. I use vim, and I'm no good at what I do either.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 19:54 ID:x/kIqphJ

>>93
I believe >>92 was referring to >>89's attitude rather than his choice of editor.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 19:56 ID:Heaven

NOTEPAD [/thread]

Name: Absum 2007-10-02 20:15 ID:pid5AB5O

>>92
Haha, well thank you for pointing it out too me, i've always wondered and now i know. I will be you forever grateful, oh wise master!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 20:26 ID:seRNZtTs

>>96
You're not good at sarcasm either.

Name: Adsum 2007-10-03 6:59

>>97
You right about that, i have to practice more... or maybe learn some awesome bloated tool for sarcasm...

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 8:20

>>1
Punched cards

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 9:15

>>98
Idiot much?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 14:39

ITT text editors

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 15:14

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 9:39

Textmate (watch the screencasts)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 9:42

eclipse ;=)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 9:47

Teco

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 10:59

>>16
Dijkstra?! I thought you were dead!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 17:07

I am looking forward to Google Wave.  It's heart is a real-time collaborative environment.  Imagine multiple coders working on the same source code files (if desired) at the same time.  And it keeps full revision history which you can play back.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 17:25

>>107
isn't that what mozilla is doing with bespin? What's the difference?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 17:28

I am looking forward to Google getting us all hooked up on awesome, spiffy apps and webapps and then, all of a sudden, turning evil and managing to fuck everybody up the ass somehow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 17:59

>>109
Google will suddenly decide to charge for all its services such as gmail, picassa, google docs, & blogger.
You will completely lose access to your email, pictures, documents, or blog until you pay them enough ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 18:03

>>107
You can already do the simultaneous editing with tools like SubEthaEdit and its clones.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 19:14

>>110
I am Google the Micrapple. Pay me enough money and I will give you access to my secret area of your files.

Name: 2 years later and still 2009-06-01 0:40

jEdit

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-01 19:36

>>113
2 years later and still not updated.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-01 20:26

>>114
That's because its original author wised up and switched to Emacs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 0:06

I find it interesting that Emacs users are supposed to be so smart yet their editor has, proportionally, been updated the least of all the editors since the dawn of computers.

This could be explained by one of following
* Those that use it are brainwashed already to think it's perfect how it is
* The users have better things to do than update their crappy editor
* None of them really knows how it works to update it
* No one actually uses it

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 0:19

>>116
That's actually not true. There's a retarded level of backwards compatibility with the pre-GUI versions (with all that that implies), but the editor has seen lots of overhauls in other regards. It wasn't until Visual Studio and Eclipse started to actually have a higher feature count that development slowed to a halt.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 2:21

>>116
Emacs has LISP, therefore everything you need is already there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 2:42

>>118
is there an implementation of haskell in LISP yet?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 2:50

>>119
Emacs user  is rational.  He will call external Haskell process and interact with it through the Editor.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 2:55

>>120
emacs doesn't have an editor.

HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 4:26

You know that your editor is too fucking big when it has to be started in the background as a daemon and have a client version of the editor connect to it, just so it doesn't take 3 seconds to uncomment a line in a 50 byte text file. Emacs is like the adobe acrobat of editors.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 4:33

>>122
You know you're doing it wrong when you close your editor.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 5:18

>>122
Starting Microsoft Word (after all shared Office processes had been unloaded and the memory flushed) takes thrice more.  Visual Studio and Eclipse take even more.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 7:14

>>123
You know you're doing it wrong when you need to boot another operating system just to edit text files.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 11:12

>>124
On my machine, Microsoft Word 2007 takes about 16 megabytes of physical memory (44 of virtual). Its startup time is just under one second. I have loaded some third party addons, which no doubt contribute to that negatively. Also, this version is noticeably more bloated than the old ones. In particular, 2002 (included with Office XP) was an incredible speed demon, with typical startup times of under a half second in the machine I had back then.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 14:56

>>125
Real programmers use self-hosted Emacs as their only operating system.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 16:48

>>127
Bzzzzt: Thanks for playing

Real Coders(tm): use sed and awk to edit files when they're feeling lazy. When not feeling lazy they edit the files right on the disk using hexedit.

/thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 16:52

>>128
You missed the joke.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 16:58

>>128
i use shed (hex editor)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 19:05

>>126
If you think that's bad, you should try running GNU emacs on Windows. I'd kill for startup times <1sec

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 19:45

TextMate takes 0.4 seconds on my $5000 Mac Pro.  Not that I would ever close it anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 19:54

anything that longer than 0.1 seconds to start is too slow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 20:10

>>132
I don't believe you. Are you sure it wasn't already running? A cold start takes one second on my Mac Pro. If you're like me, which is likely as we share a taste for this paragon of American engineering, you probably have about 12GB of RAM, and launch every application you might use at login. This is after all what the dock is all about - making it irrelevant whether an app is already running or not (at least for those of us who buy the best hardware to allow this paradigm to work as intended)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 20:44

What's with the first 97 posters having IDs?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 20:57

>>135
Am I supposed to fall for this? Trolls these days...

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 20:59

>>134
you probably have about 12GB of RAM, and launch every application you might use at login
That's exactly right.

But no, it wasn't already running.  It was not really a ``cold start'', however, as I had just quit the running instance to perform the test, so most of its data was already cached.  My test procedure was of course ``time open -a TextMate'', which measures the time from the initial launch request until TextMate calls [NSApp finishLaunching], the same action that stops the dock bounce.

This is all academic though, because in any sane universe one would already have TextMate running, at which point opening a file using the command-line client takes less than 0.1 seconds.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 21:10

>>137
edit: It actually takes several tenths of a second after opening a file before the window is fully displayed.  I can't measure that one.  Forgive me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 21:20

This is all academic though, because in any sane universe one would already have TextMate running, at which point opening a file using the command-line client takes less than 0.1 seconds.
how do you run textmate on a headless server?

edit: It actually takes several tenths of a second after opening a file before the window is fully displayed.  I can't measure that one.  Forgive me.
and it's too slow to be useful.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 21:31

>>136
I think you're getting delusional if you're finding trolls everywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 21:32

>>137
0.14 real         0.03 user         0.02 sys
on my $5000 Mac Pro with a $230 Velociraptor. Time to upgrade your main HD.

how do you run textmate on a headless server?
Use GNU's Not UNIX Nano for trivial config file edits, if that's the only sort of things you do on it, or set up MacFUSE and sshfs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 21:39

Use GNU's Not UNIX Nano for trivial config file edits, if that's the only sort of things you do on it,
why install a non-free toy editor when there's a real free editor already installed?

or set up MacFUSE and sshfs.
and transfer the whole file over the network when i open it and again when i save it? yeah, that's really going to take less than a tenth of second.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 22:03

and transfer the whole file over the network when i open it and again when i save it? yeah, that's really going to take less than a tenth of second.

Yes, it probably will, unless you're connection is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 22:12

>>143
the server is halfway around the world.
it's not my connection that's shit, it's your shitty third-world country's connection that's shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 22:14

>>144
Then a responsive editor will be better than a fast open/save time

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 23:00

>>141
My (fairly recent) experience with MacFUSE is that it crashes the fucking kernel whenever a filesystem driver doesn't respond properly.  Which is beyond pathetic since half the reason for FUSE to exist is so we can avoid that kind of thing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 23:02

>>142
How is nano non-free?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nano_(editor)
Released under the terms of the GNU General Public License, nano is free software

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 23:04

>>147
under the terms of the GNU General Public License,
GNU's Proprietary License == non-free.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 23:04

You're anecdotal evidence doesn't match mine.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 23:07

>>148
GNU's Proprietary License == gnon-free.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 23:12

GNU's Not Unproprietary

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 23:26

Am I the only person who finds it hilarious that Unix is more free than GNU?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 23:32

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 23:33

>>152
Yes. Additionally, I think that you're one of these annoying faggots who hate GNU license because once it's there, it's always there, and not for any actual reason.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 23:38

>>153
http://www.charvolant.org/~doug/gpl/html/index.html

I think that you're one of these annoying faggots who hate GNU license because once it's there, it's always there, and not for any actual reason.
You're wrong. I hate GNU licenses because half the license text is that idiotic preamble that contradicts the actual license terms, and because they claim that their proprietary license is a free software license and that real free software licenses aren't free.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 0:21

The GPL is a trojan horse. Once you use it, RMS Mark Shuttleworth is free to change it, and leverage your project to wage his pathetic wars on whatever he feels like hating right now, like the American Republican party, or Javascript.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 0:51

>>156
Smart people will remove the "or later" when they decide that a license like GPLv2 will be beneficial to their open source project, just like Lihnuss Thorwaltz did.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 1:25

VIM

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 1:53

>>157
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Name: HOLY SHIT WTF I DONT EVEN 2009-06-03 2:02

What's with the first 97 posters in this thread having IDs?  And then it stops there

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 2:05

>>160
Back to /b/ please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 2:46

>>160
I wish I knew too.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 3:12

???????????????????? ???????????????????????? ????????????’???? ???????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 3:25

Vile, or Elvis, maybe even nvi. Anything but vim. Why? Because every time you run Vim, you risk orphans in Uganda getting a few pennies from donations... do you want that on your conscience?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 5:54

>>164
Those pennies don't actually go to orphans. They go to condom manufacturers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 8:27

>>163
Possibly not today, but I don't see how it could have been done elsewise at the time and still have had any success. People aren't going to use a dog-slow kernel that spends half of its time context switching just because it's theoretically pretty.
Even today you hardly see people running out and installing Minix on their servers, now do you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 10:19

>>166
Yeah yeah, microkernels have greater overhead compared to other designs but in today's system, the overhead is completely acceptable in many situations. Microkernels are perfect for commodity general purpose systems such as PCs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 13:49

Microsoft SINGULARITY

Name: EXPLAIN THIS ODD BEHAVIOUR 2009-06-03 14:52

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Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 15:08

>>169
2007-09-29

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 17:46

>>166
minix did just fine with a microkernel at the time.
the only reason linux was more popular then was that linux was free as in free beer and minix was not.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 20:56

the best text editor is EMACS

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 0:33

>>172
An operating system without a text editor is the best text editor?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 5:36

>>171
TANENBAUM CAN SUCK MY HAIRY ASS

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 5:47

>>174
Hi Linux Tarballs

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 6:21

>>175
Hi

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 6:23

notepad.exe

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 6:27

Notepaddles

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:43

>>178
Pronounced Note-pa-diddles

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:25

vim

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:18

TEXTPAD UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 11:12

I use Microsoft Word 2007 for writing my C# programs.

LOL I TROLL U!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 12:03

Adobe Textshop

SEE WHAT I DID THERE OM NOM FUCK JIZZ BOLLOCKS ANUS FAGGOT WHORING THUNDERCUNT OF A DICK SPLATTERED HORSE

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-05 1:12

>>183
SUSSMAN

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:10

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:13

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:21

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 12:44

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 19:30

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-04 4:55

>>183
THUNDERCUNT

Name: FFP 2012-09-04 15:38

vim is crap, long live emacs!

WYPMP

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-04 15:58

>>192
FFP = Lemote Faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-04 17:22

vim

lisp is shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-04 17:24

Notepad2 is by far the best text editor ever[!]i[/!]

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-04 23:46

notepad++ bitches

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-05 6:47

>>192 unlike emacs, vi is anywhere unix is. besides, it's the obvious superior choice. enjoy your cts.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-05 10:21

:no

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-05 12:52

yi

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-05 13:32

check 'em dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-05 16:58

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