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What would you choose?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 14:38 ID:xdIY30c2

0 -- a gorgeous, sexy woman, using Java, working in a big corporation developing customer-centric business solutions,
1 -- a regular pretty girl writing code for fun,
2 -- living alone and yearning for absolute enlightenment,
3 -- GJS

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 14:44 ID:ajEKM/fr

3 of course, I want my company to produce the best code possible!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 14:45 ID:0I/t6/zN

1

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 15:06 ID:o41EH+LU

1

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 15:07 ID:5SmRpwnR

10

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 15:09 ID:WZ+VoAeE

4 -- The Abelson

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 15:10 ID:H/PyjStb

3

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 15:10 ID:ETUFxTBI

[code]

good id get

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 15:26 ID:42r09+pw

5 - Extremely sexy gay guy working the top fashion designer in the world.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 18:54 ID:gJn2AunU

I want to be 1, a regular pretty girl writing code for fun,

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 19:08 ID:Heaven

>>10
fail.
OP doesnt ask you what you want to BE but what you would choose.
fail fail fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 20:10 ID:Heaven

1

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 20:15 ID:y52eykFn

>>11
what would you choose to BE
duh

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 22:00 ID:gJn2AunU

a regular pretty girl writing code for fun!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 22:11 ID:e/pN7arZ

I would choose to be option #1. Sounds awesome. #2 is a close second.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 22:18 ID:Heaven

gorgeous, sexy
usually when i hear those words people are talking about the ugly women with huge fake boobs like you seen in most porn.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 22:21 ID:gJn2AunU

a regular pretty girl writing code for fun
a regular pretty girl writing code for fun
a regular pretty girl writing code for fun
a regular pretty girl writing code for fun
I WANNA BE A GIRL SO BAD >:|

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 22:22 ID:vmXWbxrL

1 -- a regular pretty girl writing code for fun,
is the perfect balance. I need to fuck, and I need to code.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 5:54 ID:tUqbCsuD

ME = a regular pretty girl writing code for fun

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 6:05 ID:Heaven

>>19
TITS or GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 10:13 ID:kpjugVE1

>>19
No girls on the Internet

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 15:26 ID:TnylCDFI

0 is probably banging her boss and all of her other colleagues as well. I'm gonna go with 1.

>>20
Seconded.

Shit, this isn't an imageboard. Just post ASCII art of them.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 19:46 ID:UrDmeUZ8

2

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 21:35 ID:B1qXSRET

>>16
Fuck yes they are. Eew.

>>22
(.Y.)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 22:18 ID:Heaven

>>24
Manboobs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 5:01 ID:Heaven

>>25
|.  .|

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 7:41 ID:gcKXm/fU

People that begin counting their lists at 0

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 7:43 ID:pOdtob3K

>>27
You mean in a logical manner? Yes. Element starts at 0. The last list element is length(list) - 1. Makes Maths and several list operations easier.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 8:13 ID:Fwt6b1y7

>>26
Delish loli tits.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 13:00 ID:PcOUToZs

>>28
Why numbering should start at zero:
http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/EWD/ewd08xx/EWD831.PDF

Or for faggots who don't appreciate awesome handwriting:
http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/EWD/transcriptions/EWD08xx/EWD831.html

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 10:20

>>30
What a stupid idea. Numbering should begin at 1, it's intuitively obvious for counting.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 10:24

I AM a regular pretty girl writing code for fun
I AM a regular pretty girl writing code for fun
I AM a regular pretty girl writing code for fun
I AM a regular pretty girl writing code for fun
I AM a regular pretty girl writing code for fun
I AM a regular pretty girl writing code for fun
I AM a regular pretty girl writing code for fun
I AM a regular pretty girl writing code for fun
I AM a regular pretty girl writing code for fun

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 10:51


(define my-choice
  (lambda (choice)
    (obviously-is choice 'GJS)))

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 11:03

What the fuck is GJS?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 11:05

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 11:29

>>35
Faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 11:55

I AM a regular expression
I AM a regular expression
I AM a regular expression
I AM a regular expression
I AM a regular expression
I AM a regular expression
I AM a regular expression
I AM a regular expression
I AM a regular expression
I AM a regular expression

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 12:15

>>36
Bow to the might of The Great Quux, you heathen.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 12:15

>>38
(by bow I mean bend over, bitch, by the way)

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 13:26

>>38
I'M THE SUSSMAN
SON OF A BITCH JAVA
JAVA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT CRAPPY LANGUAGE?
DO YOU WANT OVERENGINEERING?
JAVA IS PIG DISGUSTING
GUY L. STEELE IS A TRAITOR
FUCKING ENTERPRISE

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 13:56

Guy Steele leads a small team of researchers in Burlington, Massachusetts, who are taking on an enormous challenge -- create a programming language better than Java.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 15:47

Any person (man or woman) that starts their index from 0

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 15:54

wtf is gjs? i'd select the regular pretty girl over a java coder any day because i'm just that much of a virgin

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 17:50

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 18:03

1 fo' shizzle

2 in the future so i can program biomechanical wimmenz to serve me, enjoy your cheating bitches

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 20:00

>>41
HE ALREADY DID IT WAY BEFORE JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 4:06

>>41
Epic comedy. First the moron gets hired by the fuckers who did the most damage and failed the worst they ever could with regards to programming, then they attempt to hype whatever crap he's up to, with the sole premise of being "better than Java". Well congratulations sir, what an achievement. I can wrote a toy Lisp with lexical scoping in two evenings that's easily better than Java. Anything remotely good is going to be better than Java. Not that it means it'll be good.

Also, >>46.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 5:11

I AM living alone and yearning for absolute enlightenment.
I AM living alone and yearning for absolute enlightenment.
I AM living alone and yearning for absolute enlightenment.
I AM living alone and yearning for absolute enlightenment.
I AM living alone and yearning for absolute enlightenment.
I AM living alone and yearning for absolute enlightenment.
I AM living alone and yearning for absolute enlightenment.
I AM living alone and yearning for absolute enlightenment.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 7:54

>a regular pretty girl writing code for fun
lol wat

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 7:56

>>49
I know a few of those. Used to date one, for a while.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 9:29

>>47
is a total idiot

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 10:18

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 10:21

[quote]quote[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 10:25

hurrrrr

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 12:33

[quote]quote[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 12:43

hurrrrr

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 13:55

hurrrrr in hell, hurrrrrfag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 13:57

hurrrrr

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 23:28

>>57
hurrrrr in hell, hurrrrrfag in hell hurrrrr in hell, hurrrrrfagfag

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 16:28

>>60

stop bumping threads from 2 years ago. also your posts suck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 16:40

>>61

stop replying to (what is probably) a bot you insignificant twit.

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