What would you choose?

0 -- a gorgeous, sexy woman, using Java, working in a big corporation developing customer-centric business solutions,
1 -- a regular pretty girl writing code for fun,
2 -- living alone and yearning for absolute enlightenment,
3 -- GJS

>>41
Epic comedy. First the moron gets hired by the fuckers who did the most damage and failed the worst they ever could with regards to programming, then they attempt to hype whatever crap he's up to, with the sole premise of being "better than Java". Well congratulations sir, what an achievement. I can wrote a toy Lisp with lexical scoping in two evenings that's easily better than Java. Anything remotely good is going to be better than Java. Not that it means it'll be good.

Also, >>46.