/prog/ - this is a LOLCODE thread

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 2:27 ID:wG5yDNss

HAI

CAN HAS STDIO?

I HAS A VAR

GIMMEH VAR

IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?

    YARLY

        BTW this is true

        VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!"

    NOWAI

        BTW this is false

        VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!"

    KTHX

KTHXBYE

Name: sage 2007-09-08 2:32 ID:Heaven

sage

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 2:43 ID:YtQLSSZ6

>>2
>>2
same person

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 4:33 ID:Heaven

asd

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 5:07 ID:YU7w2qZe

>>3
>>3
Different people.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 9:06 ID:Heaven

sage

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 10:37 ID:aP4wImWJ

Where do I get a IDE for lolcode?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:26 ID:4jfMCvxJ

>>7
http://www.vim.org/

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:35 ID:Ihs2Eu39

<code>
HAI
CAN HAS WINSOCK?
HAI2U:
INVISIBLE EXPLOIT CODE
GIMMEH RETURN VALUE
IZ RETURN VALUE SUCCESSFULS?
    YARLY
      IM IN UR HD, DELETING UR PORNZ
    NOWAI
      BRB GOIN TO HAI2U
    KTHX
KTHXBAI
</code>

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:35 ID:Ihs2Eu39

>>9
;_; how do i made monospace text

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:43 ID:Heaven

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:45 ID:Heaven

LOLCode fails massively for being just C with a different syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 12:27 ID:Heaven

"lolcats" and everything derived from it = not lol, never was, never will be

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 12:58 ID:Heaven

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:01 ID:bDkep7yw

>>12
Perl fails massively for being just C with a different syntax.
Also, C fails massively for being just FORTRAN with a different syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:06 ID:MsrHVjFR

>>13
Well, pictures of cats with funny captions are funny -- it's just not fun when people call them ``LOLCATs'' -- it pisses me off.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:15 ID:FOyOFoOH

>>16
Well, C with a different syntax is funny -- it's just not fun when people call it ``LOLCode'' -- it pisses me off.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:25 ID:Heaven

>>17
Well, C with a different syntax is different -- it's just not fun when people call it ``LOLCode'' -- it pisses me off.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:32 ID:Heaven

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:32 ID:Heaven

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:38 ID:wG5yDNss

>>2,4,6,11-14,18-20
same person, i can tell by the id

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:42 ID:Heaven

>>21
world4ch should be renamed to ``an idiot named "Heaven" talking to himself''.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:45 ID:f4eV6Q1B

>>16
Well, pictures of cats with funny captions are funny
If you think they are, you do not belong on /proc/ and your attention span is far too short to read SICP. So get lost.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:47 ID:Heaven

>>23
gb2/proc/

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:08 ID:Heaven

>>24
likes lolcats

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:29 ID:Jn7T3fB4

>>23,25
same person

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:32 ID:Heaven

>>26
No.

>>12
>>24
Same person.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:38 ID:Jn7T3fB4

>>12,24,27
same person

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:38 ID:f4eV6Q1B

gb2 lolcats dot com, /prog/ is for EXPERT PROGRAMMERS only.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:43 ID:Heaven

>>26,28
Different person. He's been diagnosed with a severe schizophrenia. He doesn't make much sense, but try to put up with him. He is pretty harmless.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:50 ID:YZ4apeop

int = 0
exp ($) 1,2
start dimension (1000,10,111) = end
end = win

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:57 ID:wG5yDNss

>>31
doesn't look very expert to me

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:58 ID:Heaven

>>32
I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 15:25 ID:Heaven

sage

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 15:59 ID:YtQLSSZ6

sage

Name: sage 2007-09-08 16:22 ID:Heaven

sage

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 17:36 ID:Heaven

>>1-37
Same person

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 22:08 ID:i4yrRSZY

>>3.1415926535897

pi

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 11:23

You flung onto the JS VM then run it in but it was only a normal GOTO and the results are astonishing Every time I ever laughed at no comparison They are compared as.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 6:11

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this is a LOLCODE thread

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 2:27 ID:wG5yDNss

2 Name: sage 2007-09-08 2:32 ID:Heaven

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 2:43 ID:YtQLSSZ6

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 4:33 ID:Heaven

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 5:07 ID:YU7w2qZe

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 9:06 ID:Heaven

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 10:37 ID:aP4wImWJ

8 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:26 ID:4jfMCvxJ

9 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:35 ID:Ihs2Eu39

10 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:35 ID:Ihs2Eu39

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:43 ID:Heaven

12 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:45 ID:Heaven

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 12:27 ID:Heaven

14 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 12:58 ID:Heaven

15 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:01 ID:bDkep7yw

16 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:06 ID:MsrHVjFR

17 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:15 ID:FOyOFoOH

18 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:25 ID:Heaven

19 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:32 ID:Heaven

20 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:32 ID:Heaven

21 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:38 ID:wG5yDNss

22 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:42 ID:Heaven

23 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:45 ID:f4eV6Q1B

24 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:47 ID:Heaven

25 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:08 ID:Heaven

26 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:29 ID:Jn7T3fB4

27 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:32 ID:Heaven

28 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:38 ID:Jn7T3fB4

29 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:38 ID:f4eV6Q1B

30 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:43 ID:Heaven

31 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:50 ID:YZ4apeop

32 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:57 ID:wG5yDNss

33 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:58 ID:Heaven

34 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 15:25 ID:Heaven

35 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 15:59 ID:YtQLSSZ6

36 Name: sage 2007-09-08 16:22 ID:Heaven

37 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 17:36 ID:Heaven

38 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 22:08 ID:i4yrRSZY

39 Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 11:23

40 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 6:11

42 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 0:27

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 2:27 ID:wG5yDNss

Name: sage 2007-09-08 2:32 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 2:43 ID:YtQLSSZ6

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 4:33 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 5:07 ID:YU7w2qZe

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 9:06 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 10:37 ID:aP4wImWJ

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:26 ID:4jfMCvxJ

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:35 ID:Ihs2Eu39

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:35 ID:Ihs2Eu39

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:43 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:45 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 12:27 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 12:58 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:01 ID:bDkep7yw

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:06 ID:MsrHVjFR

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:15 ID:FOyOFoOH

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:25 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:32 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:32 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:38 ID:wG5yDNss

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:42 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:45 ID:f4eV6Q1B

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 13:47 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:08 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:29 ID:Jn7T3fB4

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:32 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:38 ID:Jn7T3fB4

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:38 ID:f4eV6Q1B

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:43 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:50 ID:YZ4apeop

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:57 ID:wG5yDNss

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:58 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 15:25 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 15:59 ID:YtQLSSZ6

Name: sage 2007-09-08 16:22 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 17:36 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 22:08 ID:i4yrRSZY

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 11:23

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