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HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
GIMMEH VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?
    YARLY
        BTW this is true
        VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!"
    NOWAI
        BTW this is false
        VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!"
    KTHX
KTHXBYE

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HAI
CAN HAS WINSOCK?
HAI2U:
INVISIBLE EXPLOIT CODE
GIMMEH RETURN VALUE
IZ RETURN VALUE SUCCESSFULS?
    YARLY
        IM IN UR HD, DELETING UR PORNZ
    NOWAI
        BRB GOIN TO HAI2U
    KTHX
KTHXBAI
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