Lisp? More like dicksp.

Call me when there's a Lisp .NET, maybe then it'll be a little useful.

L#

>>2
haha holy hell it's real.
I'm kinda curious what the combination of functional programming and enterprise quality would yield now, but I don't want to break my head.

>>3

XML tags/namespaces instead of parens? Sounds sweet!

[quote]Call me when there's a Lisp .NET, maybe then it'll be a little more ENTERPRISE[/quote]
Fixed.

;;; Display a Windows Forms MessageBox



; Load the System.Windows.Forms assembly

(reference "System.Windows.Forms")



(using "System.Windows.Forms")

       

(Show MessageBox  "Dont you agree?" "LSharp is Cool")


hahahha oh wow

>>2
fuck

>>3 functional programming
FUQIN FAGETS LISP IS NOT FP

>>8
shouldn't you be compiling ghc or something.

>>9

Shouldn't you be reporting in at Redmond

You can do FP in lisp though, but no lisp is basically procedura but with the ability to define anyhting else you want

>>10
shouldn't you be dicking some cocks

For the big lulz you need JavaFX:
JavaFX is a new family of Sun products based on Java technology and targeted at the high impact, rich content market. JavaFX Script is a highly productive scripting language that enables content developers to create rich media and content for deployment on Java environments. It has first-class functions, declarative syntax, list-comprehensions, and incremental dependency-based evaluation.

It would be against everything the Java platform stands for, if it wasn't slow and bloated as fuck.

>>12

No, in fact I shouldn't be.

>>14
Checkmate!

cdr
(cdr list)
Returns the cdr of the list. Also know as the rest of the list.

My other car is a cdr

>>13
JavaFX Script actually looks good, except for static typing. They should:

1. Kill the Java language with fire
2. Kill most the Java API, rip Python's off
3. Kill beans and especially EJBs with fire
4. Kill the whole J2EE architecture with fire
5. Kill all the bloatware shit built around Java
6. Import useful FP-oriented functions and utilities from other languages

Then I'd take JavaFX Script seriously and seriously consider doing stuff with it.

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