An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first sits down and orders a beer. The second sits down and orders half a beer. The third sits down and orders one quarter of a beer.
The barman pours two beers and says "you're all arseholes"
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Anonymous2007-09-02 11:16 ID:jU5AKPMQ
There are four engineers traveling in a car -- a mechanical engineer,
a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.
"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the
mechanical engineer.
"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel
might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."
"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical
engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."
They all turn to the computer engineer, who up to then had said
nothing, and asked "Well, what do you think?"
"Ummm . . . perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?"
They all turn to the computer scientist, who up to then had said
nothing, and asked "Well, what do you think?"
"I put on my wizard robe and hat. My other car is a cdr." The computer scientist pulls out a cudder from his pocket, and shoves it down the throats of the engineers. "Take that, motherfuckers!!!!"
>>17
I'd like to think that they'd be rather amused by all this rubbish, but I expect they'd actually be shocked and horrified at the blasphemy.
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Anonymous2007-09-04 6:03 ID:BsPM0UbS
A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting in a café and notice people going into and coming out of the house across the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while, they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The physicist: "The measurement was not accurate."
The biologist: "They have reproduced."
The mathematician: "If one person enters the house, then it will be empty again."
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Anonymous2007-09-04 10:22 ID:W1XuwHg5
>>20
The computer scientist: "It's NP-complete, give it up."
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Anonymous2007-09-04 10:43 ID:W1XuwHg5
>>21
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Anonymous2007-09-04 10:46 ID:ZWAxr/mq
the computer scientist was inside the building at the start, looking at loli on his computer. The two people who entered were police officers.
>>32
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