Post ur skills.

Post what coding skiils u have.

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I'm learning basic java atm.

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For fuck

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wtf??????

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FTP IS NOT A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

leet ftp skillz

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lol, what crap languages people waste their time with

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I'm not really a programmer, I only come here to troll and stuff.

>>11
Like 46,132% of people here.

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Only people with no skills at all could possibly be interested in listing their supposed ``skills'' with fucking progress bars.

>>15
He--llo, you are on /prog/, this is still 4chan.

>>16
Indeed.

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FTP i suppose you could list it as a skill if you knew the RFC inside out and have written your own full featured FTP server/client

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>>9
Yeah right, you're that good at python eh? Show me how you link to berkley db's txn_commit function in python.

>>23
That's the last stage of Python mastery. He hasn't still reached it, as you can clearly see.

10 print"hi"
20 goto 10

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fuck i forgot my monospace

politely saging this time

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>>28
which syntax do you prefer?
- what syntax? i type in machine code directly
- Intel syntax
- AT&T syntax (faggot)

>>29
Intel syntax. Destination first is a very common convention and AT&T syntax sucks for indirect addressing.

Java
PHP
GC is shit.

>>29
Intel syntax is the (faggot) option by virtue of being the correct choice.

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>>33
Sussman

┌───────┬──────────┐
│ SKILL │  LEVEL   │
├───────┼──────────┤
│ASCII  │♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥│
│BBCODE │♥♥♥♥♥⅜    │
│SJIS   │          │
└───────┴──────────┘

By order of like to no like:

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║PCRE      │■■■■■■■■■■║
║Scheme    │■■■       ║
║Python    │■■■■■■■■  ║
║PHP       │■■■■■■■■■■║
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║SQL       │■■■■■■■■■ ║
║C         │■■■■■■■   ║
║Java      │■■■■■     ║
║Pascal    │■■■■■     ║
║BASIC     │■■■■■■■   ║
║Bash      │■■        ║
║x86 Intel │■■■       ║
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>>36
I hate everything about you.

>>36
How can you possibly like Java better than Pascal, Bash or assembly?

>>37,38
Ey's obviously a troll. Don't reply to trolls.

>>38
Java is a disgusting programming language, but even though it sucks, the most disgusting thing about it is the standard library, not the language itself, and you can accomplish things in Java. Pascal, on the other hand, is even more of a toy: it's a decent BASIC.

Bash is nice for short interactive shit, but as a programming language, it's terrible. Terrible, unsafe, everything string-based, etc. I'd try to evolve the UNIX shell into properly tooled Tcl or Scsh. I think Tcl is quite nice for what it does, and Scsh combines the power of a decently simple shell with a real programming language.

>>39
Actually, I've been every bit serious. Well, now I regret giving SQL nine ■ because it's really ten.

BTW, I hate writing assembly. It's the closest to a Turing tarpit I've ever been. I did that when I was 15, and was a kid worried about OMG SPEED and OMG OPTIMIZED and OMG ITS LIKE BARE METAL MAN and hacked MS-DOS BBS-like intros in my slow 386. I didn't know what specifying and dealing with processes was really about, didn't have any real data processing to accomplish, and didn't have anything better to do than to waste hours writing what I could accomplish with a single paragraph or even line of Python. In retrospective, assembly was boring and pathetic, and required the abstraction capabilities of a goat, which is as far away from intellectual illumination as possible within programming.

Assembly is not worth the pain except for performance-critical firmware, kernel cores and drivers and just maybe stock exchange software or UI toolkits. In most cases, portable assembly ("C") would suffice and a good compiler would do a better job pairing instructions for multi-pipeline processors and optimizing jumps and caches than a human anyways, so what's the big idea? You seem to be amazed by how you can write nearly machine code — who gives a damn about placing bricks when you can design entire castles?

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>>41
At least assembly doesn't have FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE

>>40
I think Java's alright, although I haven't used it much. I love C#/Mono.

>>41
who gives a damn about placing bricks when you can design entire castles?
God damnit, I knew you were an AutismCraft player when you said you liked Java.

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>>49
I agree. Nobody is going to read all these e-stats

SAGE TANK! REPORT IN! NEED ASSISTANCE!

Thats why i moved to /r/ExpertProgrammers.
It has excellent, non-autistic moderators who really care about the state of their community.
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>>51
The right to shitpost is a cornerstone of modern democracy, its called Free Speech.
Oppressive fascist regimes such as reddit,digg, strip all of that freedom and sell you to faceless advertisers, censor your posts and employ nazi mods on payroll of the company, and since They are businesses, not a public venue, they can dictate any laws on content. If you really cared about your community and freedom, you would ditch social networks and join a darknet where free speech cannot be silenced,censored, hijacked and manipulated for profit of third party..Which all happens on the web.

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