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I AM AN EXTREME PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 10:07 ID:4XAbEP9M

That's right, I'm an EXTREME PROGRAMMER

EXTREME PROGRAMMING is a programming methodology entirely based on ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE''(29) .

EXTREME PROGRAMMING is:
* An attempt to reconcile humanity and productivity
* A mechanism for social change
* A path to improvement
* A style of development
* A software development discipline

An EXPERT PROGRAMMER is not fit to even stand in the shadow of an EXTREME PROGRAMMER.

Choose the right path /prog/. Choose the EXTREME path: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_Programming

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 10:17 ID:yrf6FtdB

Enterprise quality!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 10:30 ID:r+mGPuFK

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 11:18 ID:AKU8+vvD

MY HEAD IS WIRED TO A NUKE WHICH WILL EXPLODE IF MY CPM DROPS BELOW 30. I AM AN EXTREME PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 11:50 ID:Heaven

Extreme Programming (or XP) is a software engineering methodology, the most prominent[citation needed] of several agile software development methodologies, prescribing a set of daily stakeholder practices that embody and encourage particular XP values (below). Proponents believe that exercising these practices—traditional software engineering practices taken to so-called "extreme" levels—leads to a development process that is more responsive to customer needs ("agile") than traditional methods, while creating software of better quality.

ENTERPRISE QUALITY introduction. Kind of reminds me of the moment I first heard the term ``extreme programming''. I was waiting for some really cool stuff, and was really fucking disappointed when I found out it was some ENTERPRISE bullshit.

Has anyone here actually used extreme programming in practice? The pair programming thing sounds pretty promising (provided neither of the programmers are clueless dipshits).

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 12:04 ID:Heaven

If I ever meet someone who thinks this isn't completely fucking retarded I will beat them with a sack of frozen turds.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 12:43 ID:Bbw1yXET

provided neither of the programmers are clueless dipshits

That's problem number one

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 13:25 ID:Heaven

>>6
I would like to borrow this sack, if you have no use for it for, say, two weeks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 15:07 ID:Heaven

>>8
Ok, but don't you dare let it thaw out.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:10

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 19:28

ANCIENT THREAD RESURRECTED

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 19:45

I pair program with my smart coworker pretty regularly and we're really productive. I can't stand working with most of the others on my team like that though. They're complete retards and slower than gc.

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