I AM AN EXTREME PROGRAMMER

That's right, I'm an EXTREME PROGRAMMER

EXTREME PROGRAMMING is a programming methodology entirely based on ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE''(29) .

EXTREME PROGRAMMING is:
* An attempt to reconcile humanity and productivity
* A mechanism for social change
* A path to improvement
* A style of development
* A software development discipline

An EXPERT PROGRAMMER is not fit to even stand in the shadow of an EXTREME PROGRAMMER.

Choose the right path /prog/. Choose the EXTREME path: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_Programming

If I ever meet someone who thinks this isn't completely fucking retarded I will beat them with a sack of frozen turds.