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fast language?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 3:14 ID:EcRwU+vY

i'm looking to computer a few things, but i need a very fast programming language that isn't too complicated to learn. i don't need anything beyond the simple things such as methods/functions, file I/O, etc.

any suggestions?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 3:14 ID:EcRwU+vY

typo typo is typo.

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Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 3:22 ID:9UhmuJHm

fast language to learn? I recommend Perl

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 3:28 ID:Z8t+mgrM

hmm about all Lisp CAN do is methods and file io.. but damn does it do it well.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 3:32 ID:Bdg0WZSt

>>1

try Python or Ruby. Very fast.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 3:48 ID:YLcVouyR

>>3
I'd say Perl is actually relatively complicated, what with the different variable types, compared to say, Python or Ruby.

My answer is Python or RUBY.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 4:00 ID:eFAwD/kH

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FAST LANGUAGE YOU FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 4:01 ID:EcRwU+vY

>>3

fast enough to use the basics, but i'm mainly looking for fast in terms of compuation speeds

>>5 i'm currently using ruby

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 4:01 ID:EcRwU+vY

>>7 lol.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 4:31 ID:E8Gl967r

i'd say C, or assembly

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 4:51 ID:qUhlX96h

I'd say OMG OPTIMIZED. Learn complexity theory and grow up.

Name: ÜberFly 2007-08-18 4:53 ID:hR4/Bdqt

Investigate C++ and the Qt Toolkit (http://www.trolltech.com) - Ever since I discovered Qt, I've been able to program in C++ just as fast as Java, without the slowdown of a virtual machine.

Oh yeah - IT'S CROSS PLATFORM MOTHAFUCKA!

Cavet Emptor: The end executable base size is huge (Hello world ~ 200kb, bit torrent client would be 300kb). Performace isn't affected, however :)

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 4:58 ID:eFAwD/kH

Qt is for faggots. C++ is for epic faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 5:04 ID:EcRwU+vY

>>11

good GOD man, what is wrong with you? i'm not talking about optimizing code. i am not talking about time complexity. if you were aware of what i am actually asking, you would realise that in a problem which has time complexity O(f(n)), i'm looking for a way to make the calculation of n=a as fast possible, NOT to improve f. fuck's sake.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 5:17 ID:qUhlX96h

>>14
Your original question was ambiguous enough to be interpreted that way, and the lack of capitalization made you certainly seem like a teenager going through his worst OMG OPTIMIZED phase.

Anyway, C is (obviously) very fast and fills your requirements perfectly.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 5:24 ID:EcRwU+vY

>>15

i forgot that capitalization on anonymous text boards was the metric by which we measure age (and hence _maturity_, amirite?)

i realise that C is going to be a fast language. but actually my original post stipulated a language which was also relatively easy to learn. perhaps this is too subjective and needed further information (hours, days, weeks?), perhaps not. the point is i wanted a not-so-obvious language which was still computationally fast.

and, for the record, i pretty much disambiguated with >>8, so >>11 is just someone who failed to read, i guess.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 5:37 ID:Bdg0WZSt

>>16

>>11,15 are same person

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 5:37 ID:1usUYCnS

>>1
Try Python or Ruby.

>>3
HAHAHA. You never learn all of how Perl evaluates, the exceptions, the hacks, the stupid oneliners, all that shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 5:43 ID:Heaven

>>17
I think that was supposed to go without saying, fuckwit. (I am the same person, too).

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 5:52 ID:1usUYCnS

>>11,15,19
Same person

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 11:19 ID:YhUPSNZu

Don't attempt to learn C thoroughly and it'll be a piece of cake. Do and it won't.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 11:46 ID:IsGC17C2

>>21
Wise words.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 12:20 ID:1IW/gsFn

>>16

Computers aren't magic.  If you need something faster than what you've tried, it means you need to put time and effort into learning and testing.  Don't ask for a silver bullet. faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 12:21 ID:1IW/gsFn

Oh, and if you don't already have the program running in another language that is measurably "too slow", then you are an überfaggot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 15:24 ID:+8/nm1nJ

>>23
Computer science is actually a lot like magic, as spiritual leader Hal Abelson said.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 15:48 ID:hya+/EPU

>>23
Did someone just say ``silver bullet?''  *brings out paddle*  'cause I think I just heard someone say ``silver bullet.''

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 16:30 ID:47S5Y68K

>>5
try Python or Ruby. Very fast.
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Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 18:09 ID:+8SrWBu9

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Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 18:17 ID:9FJikooF

>>8
Currently using Ruby? Isn't that the slowest language around?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 18:36 ID:MjED2nho

>>29

I'd like to see you write a faster one!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 18:39 ID:9FJikooF

>>30
I'd like to see you perform the more difficult task of writing a slower one!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 18:50 ID:GUvHI5Ca

>>31
hahaha

>>30
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