Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon.

Pages: 1-

lambda considered harmful

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 15:44 ID:7LMKK1EG

lambda breeds lazy programmers and stuff .. argument commence please

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 15:53 ID:Q9+n4tUu

Lazy programmers are good programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 20:24 ID:4uLNzPr+

IMO a good programmer should (besides reading SICP):

- Be a lazy ass. He'll think harder to do things the proper, shorter, more general, more maintainable way to work less, and will never overengineer or overdo it.

- Have a terrible memory. He'll care to comment his functions and will not like functions that are too long.

- Have a huge e-penis. He'll be self-confident and learn to do everything the right way out of his ego.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 2:33 ID:S9Uz/EtF

>>3

Hey, that sounds like me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 3:57 ID:Heaven

>>3
- Be a lazy ass. He won't do shit and write quick and dirty hacks or copy-pasta.

- Have a terrible memory. He won't be able to write a few lines without searching manuals/references/online sources. Also, as he is lazy he obviously won't write comments.

- Have a huge e-penis. He won't learn anything, because he's always right and knows everything the best.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 6:45 ID:Heaven

>>5
And that sounds like me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 15:59 ID:y92OD3XW

I fail at the last point.  I only have a huge penis, not a huge e-penis. :'(

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 16:32 ID:I82+WDjO

I'd argue haskell makes people lazy...



evaluated

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 20:00 ID:WOWjgTqH

>>7
fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 23:03 ID:I6CPZLJI

>>9
Jealeous

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 1:39

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 13:51

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 12:12

I am the phantom autist

Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List