lambda considered harmful

lambda breeds lazy programmers and stuff .. argument commence please

IMO a good programmer should (besides reading SICP):

- Be a lazy ass. He'll think harder to do things the proper, shorter, more general, more maintainable way to work less, and will never overengineer or overdo it.

- Have a terrible memory. He'll care to comment his functions and will not like functions that are too long.

- Have a huge e-penis. He'll be self-confident and learn to do everything the right way out of his ego.