EXPERT PROGRAMMERS

you're not really an EXPERT PROGRAMMER until you code a menu bar in HTML 4.01 strict and css (no javascript) that works in both IE and firefox. without using any browser-specific hacks.

did it.

HTML? What is this, 1980?

Done it using BBCODE in 1997.

FAGGOT WEB DEVELOPER =/= EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GO PLAY WITH YOUR SHITTY LANGUAGES WHILE WE MEDITATE ABOUT SICP

>>3
No, it's the FUTURE! Bitches don't know 'bout my HTML Five-dot-O.

>>3 GOT SERVED BY >>6

[menu `[
    ["Example" :submenu
        [["Google" :url "http://www.google.com"];
        ["4chan" :url "http://www.google.com"]]];
    ["About" :bbcode ,[lambda [] [alert "BBCode is superior"]]]]]

>>8
Oops, there are a couple of bugs in my BBCode. First, the 4chan URL should be 4chan, not Google. Second, the URL inference engine built into the current eval parses code blocks.

>>8
FUCKING LOL

<ul id="fancy-menu-bar">
<li><a href="#">Fancy</a></li>
<li><a href="#">Menu</a></li>
<li><a href="#">Bar</a></li>
</ul>

#fancy-menu-bar {
background-color: #000;
}

#fancy-menu-bar li {
list-style-type: none;
margin: 0;
}

#fancy-menu-bar li a {
color: #0f0;
}

#fancy-menu-bar li a:hover {
font-size: 25pt;
font-weight: bold;
}


DO I GET PRIZE

oh, i forgot to mention it needs to have submenus and the menus need to appear (over top of the page, not changing the positioning of anything else) when you mouseover the labels.

>>12
Known bad interface design. It sucks to have menus accidentally shift or disappear because you are using an imprecise pointer device, like a touchpad. Leave it to programmers to make cleverly coded yet severely crappy webpages.

 

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