EXPERT PROGRAMMERS

you're not really an EXPERT PROGRAMMER until you code a menu bar in HTML 4.01 strict and css (no javascript) that works in both IE and firefox. without using any browser-specific hacks.

[menu `[
    ["Example" :submenu
        [["Google" :url "http://www.google.com"];
        ["4chan" :url "http://www.google.com"]]];
    ["About" :bbcode ,[lambda [] [alert "BBCode is superior"]]]]]