Good with php, mysql, javascript or perl?

We need a coder for our message board to integrate some stuff. We've been looking for one for about 5 months since our other coder just disappeared off the face of the earth. The message board is located at:

http://www.brossmancorp.com

Just contact any admin when you get there, I think you have to register first to PM them but if they accept you they'll upgrade your user level to "Developer" or "coder".

What's the pay? You're not expecting us to waste our free time for nothing, do you?

Expect "none" or "sexual favors".

>>1
I'll re-code everything in this box (even the httpd) in haskell for $9001.

>>1
Pay or IRL sex with hot chix or GTFO

>>1
I'll re-code everything in this box (even the httpd) in lisp for only $9000.

>>1
I'll re-code everything in this box (even the httpd) in ocaml for only $8999.

>>4
HIRED.

>>6
>>7
power levels too low, lol.

I'll re-code everything in this box (event the httpd) in C# for only $8998.

>>9
Fails to understand patterns, doesn't understand the concept of Ctrl-C + Ctrl-V, and can't type. Conclusion: do not hire.

(That says a lot about C# in general, I would say.)

>>11
(and C# programmers, a fellow EXPERT PROGRAMMER would like to add.)

>>1
http://www.brossmancorp.com/poll.php?id=';

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bawwwwwwwwww

FK U ALL IF U GUYZ DON'T BE PROGAMMING IN ASM THEN U IZ PHONY BITACHES FK UR PHP HTML PERL AND ALL DAT SHIT ASM 4-EVA!

^sage