Good with php, mysql, javascript or perl?

We need a coder for our message board to integrate some stuff. We've been looking for one for about 5 months since our other coder just disappeared off the face of the earth. The message board is located at:

http://www.brossmancorp.com

Just contact any admin when you get there, I think you have to register first to PM them but if they accept you they'll upgrade your user level to "Developer" or "coder".

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I'll re-code everything in this box (even the httpd) in ocaml for only $8999.